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[densleonis.livejournal.com]

I guess that compared to all the men in the world being wiped out in an instant this doesn't register quite as high on the Richter scale of fucked up shit, but Jesus.

Of course it was all fake. One of the great cliches, right? Not if you were the last man on Earth. Well, at least it didn't seem like some testosterone-driven fantasy. Yorick was— well, Yorick. One of the good guys, I guess, if there'd been any left to compare him to. I don't suppose anyone could tell me if he's here? Don't go to too much trouble, I've spent the last five years of my life tracking his ass down in one way or another, I think I'm due for a break. But are there really like, superheroes and shit around? 'Cause he'd piss himself. My brother's kind of a huge loser about that stuff.

My roommate's some guy named Bobby? There doesn't really seem to be anyone living here though. I mean besides me, now. I guess.

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[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You seem pretty hot.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

OH WELL GOT SOMEONE TO FUCK ENJOY THE APARTMENT

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

So you're Bobby, I presume? Are you saying I've got this place to myself.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

That's right. I'm living with my bff.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

That's kind of a relief, actually. Well, I hope you and your best fuckbuddy forever are happy together?

Hey and I didn't mean to be a bitch or anything before, this is just a little surreal even though I should be used to that by now. My name's Hero if you ever need to know.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You were being a bitch?

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a little. Feel free to remain oblivious though, it'll work out for both of us.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

WILL DO.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'LL DROP IN SOMETIME, though. WELCOME YOU. DO you like vodka?

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

I have distant memories of liking it.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

WELL THEN. Me and Dante will bring some buy.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Cool. Dante? At least I won't be the only one around here with a stupid literary reference for a name.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

my mom liked that sort of thing.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

So did my dad.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's been a while since anyone with a cock has unnecessarily affirmed that for me, thanks.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I haven't met anyone called Yorick, but new people turn up frequently.

Welcome.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Since mid-February.

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

"all the men in the world being wiped out in an instant"... How did that happen?

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me, I just delivered feces samples to people a lot smarter than me and tried to keep the one dude who was left from getting himself killed or stolen. Whatever it was, though, it destroyed all the Y chromosomes. Not just humans, other species too.

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

Interesting that the authorities didn't consider you a liability coming from such a world, considering that their main concern is human procreation. Then again, the medical technology here seems to be fairly advanced.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

They didn't seem to know who I was and I wasn't exactly volunteering the info. Too busy punching one of 'em out, actually.

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

I would say that posting about it on a public network constitutes volunteering the information.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Then they can try and come after me.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Nice work, Ms. Brown.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Knew those years at Sarah Lawrence would come in handy. What's your name?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent Dana Scully, formerly of the FBI. I'm in the Taurus if you need any help settling in or anything, though it sounds as if you have things more or less under control.

[densleonis.livejournal.com]

You kinda look like someone I know. Knew. You can just call me Hero, okay?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

And you can call me Dana.