ex_wells219That was pretty much the MOST AWESOMEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. Holy cats Selina Kyle can kick ass. She even did that whip thing! That whip thing from Batman Returns! Sonic boom? Totally pwns the undead.
Sooo now I'm at Iori's with a whole bunch of cats, it's pretty chill and zombie-free here which is nice.
Okay so some things you may not know about zombies! For those of you out there with the co-ordination to both battle the undead and check their laptop.
- They probably have night vision. Also, they're not going to be fooled by that "grr, brains, shuffle shuffle" schtick they pull of in Shaun of the Dead; I mean they may be corpses but they know their own!
- Wounding them won't deter an attack, though you're probably finding that out yourself! They don't like fire though; however they're not vampyres, and can easily survive the sunlight. To re-iterate what that shouty mafia guy posted earlier; you've gotta destroy the base of the spine; by severing or shooting the head, or blowing them up.
- They don't regenerate! So if you cut off their arms and legs, they won't be able to come after you. These zombies appear to be more Dawn of the Dead than 28 Days Later, so don't worry ahbout them suddenly gaining super-speed or strength.
- Their flesh is poisonous! Don't eat zombies!
- If they bite you, you'll be one of them within 24 hours. It's better to get to the hospital if you can, or somewhere safe and stable, as you will show signs of illness such as fever and gangrene! Just because you're bitten, doesn't mean they won't still try and kill you! Have a trusted friend on hand to shoot you when you die and turn into a ravenous monster.
- This is really only a Class 2 outbreak, but I bet the Redfields can tell you what happens if we don't wipe them all out quickly and cleanly. Um, normally you'd burn the corpses but you might wanna get representation on that, I dunno how good the Dome's air filters are.
This is all Max Brooks approved advice, for the record, I'm not making this up. Anyway, stay safe, stay in groups, never go back for a fallen companion and remember, above all; have fun!