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[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

So what's a guy like me supposed to do in a place like this? Plan baby showers?

It's interesting that everyone talks over these, but I was never much of a "write my feelings out" type of guy.

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Really? We're gonna need to find you some kind of hobby cause I'm pretty sure there isn't a place for Evil, Inc. in this hellhole.

Yeah, but I'm checking myself out like, now.

[magicbone]

are you sure that's um a good idea?

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I've already told you, the medicine makes my leg feel like it's underwater- I'm fine!

[magicbone]

okay.

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Don't make that face.

[magicbone]

sorry. um. but seriously if you need help just. you know.

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I know. I've been thinking I'm gonna move all of my stuff out of that place. I could probably use some help with that. I'm not sure I'm gonna be all that great at the lifting thing with these crutches doctor cranky keeps showing me.

[magicbone]

um that's all? you got it, Cordelia.

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Yeah? How much do you bench, cause I promise some of these boxes will be very heavy!

[magicbone]

infinity? we'll go with infinity!

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Super strength, huh! Good, cause my winter line is not for the weak.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

And I tried knitting in the 50s. Apparently it's not all that therapeutic if you don't have any chance of arthritis.

Oh.

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Knitting? Please tell me you are like all kinds of kidding right now. And that you didn't kill anybody with the needles.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

I had a soul in the 50s.

But yeah, I'm kidding. They don't need any kind of protector here?

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I know! 'Anybody' could include demons! Very mean ones in Grease-like attire.

You want to play Wolfram and Hart again? Or old school Angel Investigations?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Do you need someone to accompany you back?

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So, somebody already fill you in on the Valentine's Day details, huh?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Not all of it.

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Yeah, I read this thing this morning. Most people are more or less interested in the 'bang' part and my 'deserving' it part.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You might need to back up a little.

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How far? I got shot and my white Juicy sweatsuit was ruined. uh Farther back?

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Who shot you? Why? Did someone take care of the guy?

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My date to the picnic. I was 'being petty'. He's in jail for now.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Is he the pirate they keep mentioning? And is that roommate of yours his sidekick?

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Yeah, I went on a date with a pirate. He had a peg leg and everything, really embarrassing. Yeah, that's Charlie.