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Maybe this sort of thing isn't so bad when your messages aren't too long.

I've been thinking about opening a business. I ran an investigative agency back home, and then a law firm, and I can't see myself stocking food at Babylon Mart. Is there anything that you think a guy like me could undertake? I'm a several hundred year old vampire. I'm sure I've got enough skills for something. I mean, hey, I can even cook!

Not that this is related, but I found your game of Twister, Faith. It was sitting in the erotica aisle. At least they don't pull any punches.


I figure I should mention, before I send this off, that if any of you have anything to say about Cordelia Chase, you can direct it right to me. That means you, too, Mears.

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Angel!

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Oh my god, there is so much about this post I want to talk about.

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First; You using computers is really hilarious, I'm sorry, but it is. Especially using them to post on a journal. It's cute.

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Also! He can cook!! I recommend the omletes. But maybe a omlete shop shouldn't be your career, I think you might be a little over-qualified. And the guy who took like 10 bullets for me kind of already has a little breakfast bar he uses to like, hold meeting about dead people.

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Okay how about I just skip over the erotic part and jump right to the You Trying to Play My Hero Via the Internet.

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uh About which I'm gonna say "don't"?

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Here, I'll fix that right now.

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Now get back to the part where we talk about having Angel Investigations again. Cause, like, I'm not really cut out for the corporate rat race.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

So ... small scale, then?

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We're not exactly swimming in a big fishtank, buddy.

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I saw the big letters. There are some things they shouldn't be saying, and I don't know where they got the idea.

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Yeah, it's kinda hard to explain because you never did the whole high school thing, but I guess "bitterness" is probably a good word for his crap.

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I thought that was the best part. Have you been in these stores?

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God. It wasn't Jonathan's shop was it? I'm afraid of that back corner.

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Let's not exaggerate, Miss Chase. Five.

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See, the story is better when I tell it.

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Of course. It is your story, after all. Exaggerate away.

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You know, knowing my life, under-exaggerating the story might make it a little more unique. Like you and Kennit just talked it out.

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Yes. Over tea and scones. He saw the error of his ways, I apologized for calling him by his given name, and we meditated together in the park.

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It is, yeah. I always had you guys to do most of this for me, but this seems to be an easy way to get the word out.

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I didn't mean for there to be that much.

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Cordelia.