An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? I'm sorry, are you jealous because your friend here is about to be part of the COOLEST ROOM-SHARING TEAM IN HISTORY?

Yeah, I thought so.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....riiiiiight. I'll be over here now.

Buffy? You ever need to crash at my place, my couch is open.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!

Xander's here, too! Shawn, this is amazing!

...do you know if Willow's here? I always thought she was cute.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Who? What? Where? When? And maybe even a why?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Xander! Buffy's best male friend! They met in high school! Sunnydale High. Um, because Buffy is fantastic friend material? She can protect you from vampires, Shawn. Who wouldn't join that crew?

...Shawn. Do you think they'd let me join their crew?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

Are you forgetting that you already HAVE a crew? You're not a free agent! You can't just join another crew! That's not the way it works! This is a lifetime thing here.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Why can't I do two Crews?

People in Buffy's Crew tend to get superpowers. I've been hanging out with you since the first day of school, and I have yet to get a single superpower. What gives, Shawn?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

People don't have superpowers where we come from! That's not my fault!

Regardless: you can't have a new Crew. This is like The Breakfast Club, okay, where they're all hanging out together and then Anthony Michael Hall realizes that none of them are going to say hi to each other on Monday because they're in totally different social circles. This is like that! Except without Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald making out.

Unless I'm Judd Nelson and Jules can come and be Molly Ringwald, anyway. You can be Emilio Estevez.