An urgent situation arises

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[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

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Hi, roomie!

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[Filter: Gus]

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Okay, first of all, this honestly beats the Red Phantom thing for the geekiest thing I have ever seen you do.

Second, I had no idea science-fiction writers were that messed up, man! I'm glad those guys weren't in charge of our stuff. The worst I have to deal with is... you know, Henry.

Anyway, let me see if I have this straight: she's single now, but her ex-boyfriend is a vampire?

[Filter: Shawn]

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Shawn, do you want my help or not? This isn't being a geek, this is being informational.

Yeah, totally. If we had Buffy's writers, Juliet would be the main character and you and I would be relegated to the role of bait and/or comic relief.

Also the Chief would have turned into a demon.

I don't really know if she's single or not, if Angel's around. They have a very complex and complicated relationship, Shawn.

And he's not just a vampire. He's a vampire with a soul. Learn the difference.

[Filter: Gus]

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Okay, fine, the geekiness is being put to good use and I appreciate it. THANK YOU, GUS.

I would so watch a show where Juliet was the main character. Especially if she got to kick butt all the time. I'm just saying, I'd even put up with being comic relief for that. (You can be the bait, though.)

Yeah, I think that's officially too complicated for me to get involved with. Even Jules is more complicated than I usually go for and, again, there are no VAMPIRES in that situation. Besides, hooking up with someone you're living with? I did that once and it was bad juju all over. Whatever, it's no problem, I can totally be friends with a girl.

But uh, I can come live with you if they try to throw me out the window, right?