An urgent situation arises

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BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

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Hi, roomie!

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Don't worry, Angel is strictly NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. But Buffy might if you try anything fishy.

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There is no fishiness here! I don't even like tuna. OR MARINATED HALIBUT, GUS, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.

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Then you'll probably be fine! Though I'd stay on the first floor if you ever decide to try anything evil.

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You'll only have to worry about that if my father shows up.

And even then, the most evil I get is usually borrowing his stuff without asking.

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Yeah, Buffy might get mad about that. She's kinda jumpy.

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Just trust me on this: after what that man has put me through, I have earned the right to his tools.