An urgent situation arises

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[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

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Re: [Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Um...

What's this guy's name, Shawn?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Jonathan Levinson. While I was waiting for you I found out that he was killed by Andrew Wells, one of the other guys, but I guess he... got over that because they're friends now. Which, wow, considering the dude stabbed him in the stomach.

Gus, I have an important question for you.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

...um...still not ringing a bell. I thought maybe he was the guy that had sex with the robot, but that was the other dude.

Let me see. If he went to high school with the rest of the Scoobies, then that means there was probably an almost apocalypse during his graduation? The mayor turned into a demon and the students pulled crossbows out and fought vampires. It was pretty boss.

What's up?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No, robot sex guy was definitely Warren. Also, yuck.

What the hell is a Scoobie? I assume you're not talking about the Doo, here.

If I stabbed you in the stomach, but then felt really bad about it later, would you forgive me?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

SECONDARY BUT ALSO IMPORTANT QUESTION: Who is Lorne, and is it good that I'm apparently being compared to him?

Also, our musical stylings are being requested by Worm-Baby. What do you think, Tears for Fears, or do you want to go for "Don't You Forget About Me?"

Re: [Filter: Gus]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's a 10-4 on the ick factor.

'Scoobie' is what fans call Buffy's group of friends, who help her out on cases and what not.

Why would you stab me in the stomach?

Good. Definitely good. Lorne's great. We like Lorne. Lorne is a this demon that can read you if you sing to him. He ran a karaoke bar until it got blow up. Twice.

Speaking of, if Buffy's your roommate, I'd advise you to look into some sort of renter's insurance.

Hmm. That's a tough one. But we don't have our stage outfits, so we should probably go with Simple Mind. I wouldn't want to jinx anything.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't stab you, Gus, this is a hypothetical. If I stabbed you, would you forgive me?

Good call on the Simple Minds. Rehearsal in 5?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying either way. If the answer's yes, then you know you have a free stab. If it's no, I'll have to explain over and over again why I don't want to be stabbed.

You know it.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you have to want to be stabbed! I want to know if you would forgive me for stabbing you.