An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Anya! What the heck? You don't see my glaring at your roommate do you?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

You could if you wanted to! It would be pretty silly though, he's only ten years old.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...Anya.

No Glaring. I mean it. I can't help who they assign to me.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

 
 
I could be pleasant to her face and only glare when her back is turned.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...no.

...please just stop it Anya. It's not like there's anything going on with us.

Us being me and You....and me and my roommate. No anything with any us's.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

No, there isn't! Hence the sullen glaring! I was studiously not-jealous when we were actually together, Xander, because I didn't have any reason to be. It's all very counterintuitive and confusing.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

...your jealous?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Duh!

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

....why?

I mean it's not like you....or do you?

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

So now I have to justify the strange workings of my human heart?

Not like I do what?

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

No you don't, I guess I'm just...I don't know, I think I'm confusing myself now....

nothing.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever it is my answer is usually that I do, even if I'm the only one. So.

[onewhosees.livejournal.com]

Oh.


Okay.