An urgent situation arises

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[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

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Hi, roomie!

Comments

[Filter: Gus]

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1) Okay, this discussion is seriously over. Gus, I think it's time you embraced this side of yourself. I mean... some girls somewhere must like it, right?

(I put your name on the lease for a reason, man.)

If I knew who that was, Gus, I'm sure I would agree with you. But the point is, we don't have to be! We can carve out something for ourselves, here? Are you with me or what? I can't do this without you!!

2) Totally serious. Come on, fill me in.

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1) You know, Juliet likes comics. Hm.

(Wasn't me! And need I remind you that was a CRIME, Shawn?)

Okay. Okay. I'm with you. But we're partners, right? 100%. I don't want to be Robin, either.

2) Damn. Nice, Shawn. Nice.

Okay. Dana Scully (M.D.) is an FBI Agent, partnered with Fox Mulder to work on the X-Files, unsolved cases that no other department takes because they're too freaky.

In season two, she was abducted by aliens!

[Filter: Gus]

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1) No way, dude. Jules is off-limits, you know that.

(So what was the deal with that, did they just never explain that? I mean, it's not like my dad paid the rent.)

Gus, you're not Robin. You're Magic Head!

2) I think the word you're looking for is "totally dope."

And yeah, I know all that stuff, give me something new. Well, okay, I didn't know the aliens, but I don't know if that's happened to this one.