An urgent situation arises

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

[Filter: Gus]

BY THE WAY, two very important things:

1) I have a new roommate. She looks like Jules! Only more like she might kick me in the face. Anyway, what can you tell me about Buffy Summers? I know you watched that show. I remember you crying over it all the time.

2) Speaking of nerdy shows with good-looking women on them, I need to know everything you know about a Dana Scully.

Do some compiling. Work the noggin. I'll be right over.

[Filter: Public]

Hi, roomie!

Comments

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

It's what he told me.

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um Hello? I'm still here aren't I?? Let's not be all in a rush to replace me!

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

Well, we could have another guy to do it. He seems pretty quick on the communing, though. He probably can't talk to anyone too powerful.

[disparages]

Huh? OH! Yeah.. I don't know. Maybe we'd better not if he isn't all that good, you know?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I am right here, you realize.

[disparages]

Well, we're kind of a serious crime solving, people saving business. We can't just hire people on the fly.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

I wasn't hiring him on the fly! I'd make him commune with some spirits and pull out some useful things.

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Calm down, little miss defense. I respect your hiring skills.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not saying I want to work for you. Psych is an independent agency. We're our own bosses. Except when Chief Vick wants us to do something, anyway. But most of the time!

I'm just saying, our record is pretty spotless. In the last two years we've solved 32 cases for the Santa Barbara Police Department, plus a few private affairs (literally and figuratively). Your doubt is UNWANTED HERE! Besides, it blocks my channels.

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Forgive me if I suspend my disbelief until I see some serious proof, okay?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're a psychic, you should know that it's not a parlor trick! I can't just pull it out at will, here, Cordy.

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Nobody's asking you to rattle off the thoughts of ancient demons off the cuff. I mean, it would be cool if you could, but other stuff is okay.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

So I guess that's your way of saying you're not interested?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I have to discuss this with my Special Assistant.