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[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN, BABYLON. GO BACK IN TIME. GIVE ME A FUCKING TIME TURNER. SOME BLOODY MIRACLE THING LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? SOMETHING THAT'LL TAKE ME OUT OF HERE.

BY THE WAY, MORE INTERESTING THAN HARRY POTTER, THANKS.



Not that you're not interesting, Potter! Just less interesting. Kind of broody, if you ask me. Can't be very uplifting to read those things.

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[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Most boring book ever. Plus that title's too long.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck off, Ant.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love it so when you swear at me, Mike.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Suck me harder, bitch?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Er, that's a little too much, thanks Mike. But hey, whatever floats your goat.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Just saying that to hide how turned on you are. Don't worry—I'm sure it's okay to wank here.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I dunno, they might consider that wasteful.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Wonder if we can get paid for that.