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mostopportune.livejournal.comTHERE IS A FANTASTIC PARTY HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE.
You all don't know me, but the name's Michael Anthony Corner. I'm a wizard, like Harry Potter but a lot sexier. I think we should go out this weekend. What do you say? Let's see! Some attributes about me:
1. I'm incredibly good looking.
2. I was a RAVENCLAW, not one of those slimy Slytherins or Hufflepuffs that couldn't hold their own. I'm also not a Gryffindor, so I won't try to bang you on the first date. Promise.
3. I'm INCREDIBLY CHARMING.
4. I'm poor and lonely and CLEARLY I need friends. Don't you want to be friends with me?
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE, TOO. I think my friend Ant needs a date, too, but he's not as good looking as me.
Interested? Leave a comment. You won't be sorry.
You all don't know me, but the name's Michael Anthony Corner. I'm a wizard, like Harry Potter but a lot sexier. I think we should go out this weekend. What do you say? Let's see! Some attributes about me:
1. I'm incredibly good looking.
2. I was a RAVENCLAW, not one of those slimy Slytherins or Hufflepuffs that couldn't hold their own. I'm also not a Gryffindor, so I won't try to bang you on the first date. Promise.
3. I'm INCREDIBLY CHARMING.
4. I'm poor and lonely and CLEARLY I need friends. Don't you want to be friends with me?
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE, TOO. I think my friend Ant needs a date, too, but he's not as good looking as me.
Interested? Leave a comment. You won't be sorry.
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