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[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A FANTASTIC PARTY HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE.

You all don't know me, but the name's Michael Anthony Corner. I'm a wizard, like Harry Potter but a lot sexier. I think we should go out this weekend. What do you say? Let's see! Some attributes about me:

1. I'm incredibly good looking.
2. I was a RAVENCLAW, not one of those slimy Slytherins or Hufflepuffs that couldn't hold their own. I'm also not a Gryffindor, so I won't try to bang you on the first date. Promise.
3. I'm INCREDIBLY CHARMING.
4. I'm poor and lonely and CLEARLY I need friends. Don't you want to be friends with me?

THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE, TOO. I think my friend Ant needs a date, too, but he's not as good looking as me.

Interested? Leave a comment. You won't be sorry.

Comments

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

Aren't you the one who was dating Ginny Weasley?

[plentyofnerve.livejournal.com]

Is that what he's known for? Brilliant.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU'RE VERY FIT but I am also known for saving a firstie. Not that I've read the books in my downtime or anything.

[plentyofnerve.livejournal.com]

I skimmed them but it's pretty private stuff, so I stopped... I did like the one about Professor Lupin though.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Didn't get to the part about the monster then? Is that what Potter calls it when you shag?

[livedtwice]

I didn't exactly write the books.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

It was in your head, Potter. MONSTER. It's called a cock, got it?

[livedtwice]

Yeah, I get it, Corner.

[plentyofnerve.livejournal.com]

It most certainly is not, not to mention the fact that that's none of your beeswax.

[livedtwice]

Thanks, Ginny.

[plentyofnerve.livejournal.com]

Well the first one was boring because it was just explaining all these things I already knew, and the second wasn't exactly something I wanted to read about, and by the Triwizard Tournament it started getting personal so I stopped. I wouldn't like someone reading about my life in that much detail!

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

Well, I dunno if that's what the "fandom" is calling him, but that's really the only thing I remember from when I read the books.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're interested?

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

Are you as corny in person as you're coming off here?

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't lie on these things, it's cruel to all the poor girls who'll get their hopes up. Well, #2's true, at least, but the rest...

I don't want a date, I think I'll just use my aura of depth and mystery to attract someone at the party.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

I'll find you a date mate.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

If you must.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

SEE THAT RHYME

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

This is why I was a RAVENCLAW.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

I dunno, measure and treasure are two-syllable rhymes, you need to try a little harder than that.

[mostopportune.livejournal.com]

DATE MATE See? Brilliant.

[deadpans.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're a genius, Mike. Shakespeare stands in envy.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

You must attract all the ladies.