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So apparently I have to move out of the hotel.

Current Mood: annoyed

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From:

giantego

Furthering my theory that you are, in fact, a little girl.

From:

ex_wells219

Furthering my theory that you stalk me.

From:

giantego

Stalking implies I care. Even when I'm not at work, it's still my duty to check up on my patients.

From:

ex_wells219

Does checking up require commentary?

From:

giantego

Have you met me? Ever?

From:

ex_wells219

I guess you've just been quiet and polite around me, so.

From:

giantego

Yes, I've been on my best behavior.

From:

disparages

You could always call? Stop by the office. Write a letter- you could be a long winded as you like!

From:

giantego

This is more immediate. P.S. If you don't come to your appointment this week, I will shank you.

From:

disparages

I'm still limping! You're supposed to fix me!

From:

giantego

Well golly gee, Cordelia, you COULD try limping your fashionably late self on over to physical therapy once in a blue moon!

From:

disparages

Hey! Once a month IS once a blue moon! That's when I go! It's just not working because I haven't reworked heels into my wardrobe and this is EXTREMELY distressing for me!

From:

giantego

How about twice in a blue moon? Better yet, if you ever want to fit comfortably into Manolos again, how about THRICE a blue moon? Just come in and we'll work out a schedule or something equally boring.

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disparages

Oh. My. Gosh. Cranky Doctor, I don't have the money for the 12-steps-to-get-to-taking-12-steps-without-falling-over program you keep trying to enroll me in! I don't have the money for Manolos either and they stopped making those. My life is so depressing.

From:

giantego

You had the money before.

Never mind, that is so not my concern. Just come in tomorrow anyway and we'll work something out. This little thing called walking is kind of more important than, you know, money.

From:

disparages

No, I had a reliable guaranteer before, except now they changed their mind so I am just in ridiculous debt with like every public and privately owned place on the island.

From:

giantego

We'll work it out.

From:

disparages

Thanks.

How much to get you to look at my head after these last couple headaches?

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giantego

How bad were they? I'm going to assume bad, what with the recent Babylon go boom etc. that's been going on. Look. The chief here's not too big on treating people without insurance or, you know, the ability to pay their medical bills, but he isn't as bad as the guy I worked for back home. I can pull a few strings. And barring that, I think it's important enough where we can go behind his back for a while. Don't tell anyone I'm a nice guy— and by nice I mostly mean vaguely human when it's absolutely necessary. But still. Got appearances to keep up.

But I'll still treat you. It isn't your fault the pirate bastard is an unemployed boozer, too. Makes us employed boozers just look bad.

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disparages

They were pretty lousy, but nothing I can't handle. I guess I just want to know if there's anything we can do. I mean, Andrew got new teeth and an eye right? Modern medicine! And no prob. If anybody asks, I'd rather perform open heart surgery on myself than walk by your hospital, Cranky Doctor.

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giantego

This is beyond modern. Transplants are a little different from wackadoo magical brain activity, but I'm still figuring out New and Interesting Things we can do to peoples' bodies here in the post-apocalyptic future wonderland, so who knows! Come by on Sunday. Preferably at night. Also, is that going to be a thing? Because I don't do nicknames when they're for me.