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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I've only had this thing for eight hours and it's already died once.

I'm not even doing anything to it. I think it's just sensing my inherent lack of maternal warmth deep down in its little eggy circuts.

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Oh, that thing? Mine's been at the bottom of my purse all day. Whoops.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That explains why Child Protective Services came by the office this morning.

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Hey, if they think they could go a better job they can take it back.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Were these things really popular? They're like pet rocks, only more irritating.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone is a worse digital egg parent than I am.

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It was a gift!

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

A gift or a cleverly disguised social experiment? I think, anyway. Either that or they're trying to slowly drive us all crazy.

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Oh. It could be that too. The crazy thing though- definitely happening with or without the alien pet.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

That's probably because they've got like twenty other projects ongoing to drive us all crazy. If one fails, the other is bound to succeed!

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Yeah.. Whenever you want to go Slayer on them I'm all for letting it just happen. I might not even know about it beforehand! Sounds more like good old fashioned justice than impending evil and doom, if you ask me.