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[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying I want to be a dad- or that I even could be one, but definitely I don't want to- but nobody's throwing video games at me. Quit complaining, ladies. This place is boring as anything and I've been to Pollyanna Land.

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[enthroning.livejournal.com]

Would you like to have mine?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Do I get paid?

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

No. But you get a new toy.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Good point. Bring it on over, if your maternal urges aren't too strong.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

Lucky for you, Heaven forbid me those awhile back.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

Which apartment has the baby hatch?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Taurus, 408. And maybe we could call it something so I sound a little less like a Mary Poppins figure and more like a kidnapper, which is the role I'm actually experienced in.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

Does 'foundling wheel' do it for you?

Or should I bring it in a sack with dollar signs drawn on?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I don't even know if money could make me less bored than I am now. I guess I thought the next world would be a lot more fun than kiddie video games and fake sunsets. But that was kinda of my world too, apparently.

What did you say your name was again, neglectful mother?

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

At least yours didn't come with a 'unicorn' stigma.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

And I'm Youko, although I might need a new identity after this. I doubt a world so keen on reproduction is going to let me off with a warning for this. Who can I say my accomplice was?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Axel. Hey, if they give you trouble, let me know. We can say you were just really, really busy looking for a boyfriend to make a real one and I'm just the babysitter. ... Nah, I like the me being a kidnapper story better.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Just what we need, another beeping simulated infant in the apartment.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Maybe if it has a friend it will shut up.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

We can only hope.

[wells]

You can connect them together and play games against each other!!

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

It's on.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Or I can put it on silent and go to bed early with a glass of wine and a book.

[wells]

Both excellent options!

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I think starting a tamawhatsits fight club is a little better than her ideas. Excluding the boozing part, I mean.

[wells]

I don't think she'll really get into Tamagotchi battles, but I have about five right now so I'm holding a private tournament.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Yours won't stand a chance against mine, man. They're more beasts than babies at this point.

[wells]

Is that a challenge? It sounds like a challenge.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Definitely a challenge. I'm halfway through drafting the rules into make it a drinking game as well.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

You guys taking bets?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I hope you'd bet on your own flesh and blood. Even though my roommate's a pretty feisty one.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

You're right. I might scar its tiny, pixelated existence if I abandoned it and bet against it.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Hasn't died yet! He'll remember you.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

It's a he?

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

I don't really need to see girl robots fighting to the death.

[enthroning.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can endorse an unequal opportunity deathsport.

[wells]

A Tamagotchi drinking game? That's... wow.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

C'mon, say it.

[wells]

Terrifying? Awesome? I can't decide...

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

We'll have to see how you do in the tournament then, tamasomething master.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Guess I was expecting too much for entertainment from you.

[heatstruck.livejournal.com]

Since when do you rely on other people, XIII?