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heatstruck.livejournal.com

Hey, do babies drink beer? Cause milk will just make it fat. Wait, what about a Zima? Roxas likes that shit and he and this kid are actually kinda the same age. you know, 1.

Good luck, baby. You better start training now if you want to beat the whatsits undefeated record.

Current Mood: curious

heatstruck.livejournal.com

I'm not saying I want to be a dad- or that I even could be one, but definitely I don't want to- but nobody's throwing video games at me. Quit complaining, ladies. This place is boring as anything and I've been to Pollyanna Land.

Current Mood: bored

heatstruck.livejournal.com

I was expecting a better reward than this! I guess helping save all the worlds in existence just isn't worth what it used to be. How uncool...

Current Mood: annoyed

janiform.livejournal.com

Huh. I heard about heaven and I heard about thirty virgins, but nothing about the suburbs. 'Course, ask any teenager and they'll say it's good as hell -- which I ain't saying I don't deserve and all, but there's a distinct lack of fire and brimstone.

Well, kiddos, must be introduction time. I'm Axel -- A-X-E-L, like the wheels. Got it memorized?