indesolution

BABYLON DRINKING GAME!
Because I said I was going to. It was worth it. People died for this list.
Play along at home, kids! Because god knows I do.

TAKE A SHOT WHENEVER...

A newbie asks about someone who isn't here.
Someone complains about their job.
Someone complains about not having a job.
Anyone mentions their "duty" back at home and how badly they need to go back.
Nathan Petrelli makes a long, condescending post filled to the brim with political jargon.
Charlie Dalton makes a comment on said entry. Yes, every time. Yes, you're already plastered.
Someone makes a new post after that to complain about the government's latest cockgrab.
Anyone bitches about the breeding propaganda.
Dante hits on someone.
Yuuko Ichihara says something cryptic.
Rube Sofer calls Mason a fuck up.
You see the word "revolution."
Bobby Drake makes more than three comments in under a minute.
Simca, Kururu or Shiki use a face that you can't even make out.
Vilma Fachiri talks about kung-fu or recruits a new student.
The rollerblade kids talk about getting their ~sky~ back.
Two anime kids are really obvious about boning each other.
You don't know what the hell River Tam is talking about.
Ravi calls someone "boss."
Rokudou Mukuro uses someone's full name like the creepy creep that he is.
Anyone posts to gloat over their latest misdeeds.
Anyone bitches about their roommate.
Near creepily knows the exact name and location of someone in babylon.
L welcomes the new influx of residents.
Prince Zuko or Todd Anderson leave a blank comment.
Princess Azula threatens her brother.
Hibari strings more than two words together.
Nia asks a question.
Ky Kiske placates the people.
Anyone quotes poetry anywhere.
Rhode Camelot screws with our dreams.
People go back and forth with song lyrics.
Anyone talks about overthrowing Nathan Petrelli.
Peter Petrelli steps in to defend his brother.
Someone bitches about the Disciplinary Committee.
The baseball kids are really really flamboyantly obviously homosexual toward one another.
Anyone complains about the food quality here. It's bad, we get it.
The triad of social rejects has an overdramatic blowout over something completely trivial in plain view of the public.
Andrew Wells knows more about someone's canon than that person does.
Jonathan Levinson uses "um."
Warren Mears threatens to kill someone, or alludes to his alleged badassery.
Faith Lehane does something slutty or violent.
Sparkplug and his pedobait have an obvious lover's quarrel.
Yagami Raito acknowledges his fiancee's overenthusiastic existence.
Captain Malcolm Reynolds uses improper grammar.
I GO ON ONE OF MY INFAMOUS RANTS AT SOMEONE.
Another organized fight goes down.
Anyone lands themselves in prison and bitches endlessly about it once they get out.
There's a wonderful reunion of long-lost friends/enemies/lovers/siblings.
Someone comes back from the dead!
Anyone makes a nerd reference that goes over their friend's head.
Molly Mahoney mentions her magical toy store.
Buffy and Angel have super tons of UST.
Cordelia Chase says "whatever."
Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom recruit people for the next new horrible horrible musical extravaganza.
Edward Cullen subtly alludes to his vampiricism.
Akira Udou alleges that Matt Parkman brainraped him.
Oosaki Nana and Rock Howard discuss their failure of a band.
Iori Yagami puts up with Andrew Wells. (Seriously, about you NOT eating my bruschetta next time.)
Maureen Johnson talks about her performance art.
Any and all of the ~Meisters~ talk about their machinery blah blah that they left at home.
Lilly Kane acts like a drunken whore.
Lyra Silvertongue outsmarts someone five times her age.
The nerds hit on Scully.
Shawn Spencer and his buddy Gus make a ~psychic~ prediction.
Tamaki Suou remains blindingly oblivious to all the lust and violence of the world.
Anya Jenkins takes a metaphor far too literally.
That Satsuki kid awkwardly talks about humans.
Sawada Tsunayoshi steps in to mediate the mafia bullshit.
The mafia family acts more gay than life-threatening.
Gokudera swears like a sailor and calls the baseball idiot... well. A baseball idiot. See, it's sticking! Like any good nickname should!
Kanda Yuu threatens to kill someone.
Akito and Agito switch off.
Chrome Dokuro tries to reason with you about Rokudou's actions.
All you can focus on are Natsume Aya's endowments.
Nero and Dante have an increasingly homosexual fight.
Anyone advertises a new club (Grounded Anonymous, I Died In My Canon, the rollerblading whatevers, BBNBA, the DC, the dance club, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).
The old people get their alcoholism on.
The young kids are sexualized.
ADDITIONS WELCOME.

DRAIN THE BOTTLE WHENEVER...

Minami Itsuki gets through a whole sentence without any typos.
Rokudou Mukuro brutally tortures someone.
Rei Ayanami puts together more than three words.
A political figurehead mysteriously kicks the bucket and all hell breaks loose!
The all-small crew (Dante, Levinson, Aang, Kururu, Mason, pink thing, Kazu, Lilly, Toph, Gau, Yuusuke) use proper capitalization.
The all-caps crew (Itsuki, Max Bialystock, Bobby Drake) use proper capitalization.
Someone makes a horrible production illustrating the many problems of Babylon.
Anyone, anyone at all, has any semblance of heterosexual relations.

DRINK YOURSELF INTO A STUPOR IF...