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[giantego]

BABYLON DRINKING GAME!
Because I said I was going to. It was worth it. People died for this list.
Play along at home, kids! Because god knows I do.


TAKE A SHOT WHENEVER...

• A newbie asks about someone who isn't here.
  
• Someone complains about their job.
  
• Someone complains about not having a job.
  
• Anyone mentions their "duty" back at home and how badly they need to go back.
  
• Nathan Petrelli makes a long, condescending post filled to the brim with political jargon.
  
• Charlie Dalton makes a comment on said entry. Yes, every time. Yes, you're already plastered.
  
• Someone makes a new post after that to complain about the government's latest cockgrab.
  
• Anyone bitches about the breeding propaganda.
  
• Dante hits on someone.
  
• Yuuko Ichihara says something cryptic.
  
• Rube Sofer calls Mason a fuck up.
  
• You see the word "revolution."
  
• Bobby Drake makes more than three comments in under a minute.
  
• Simca, Kururu or Shiki use a face that you can't even make out.
  
• Vilma Fachiri talks about kung-fu or recruits a new student.
  
• The rollerblade kids talk about getting their ~sky~ back.
  
• Two anime kids are really obvious about boning each other.
  
• You don't know what the hell River Tam is talking about.
  
• Ravi calls someone "boss."
  
• Rokudou Mukuro uses someone's full name like the creepy creep that he is.
  
• Anyone posts to gloat over their latest misdeeds.
  
• Anyone bitches about their roommate.
  
• Near creepily knows the exact name and location of someone in babylon.
  
• L welcomes the new influx of residents.
  
• Prince Zuko or Todd Anderson leave a blank comment.
  
• Princess Azula threatens her brother.
  
• Hibari strings more than two words together.
  
• Nia asks a question.
  
• Ky Kiske placates the people.
  
• Anyone quotes poetry anywhere.
  
• Rhode Camelot screws with our dreams.
  
• People go back and forth with song lyrics.
  
• Anyone talks about overthrowing Nathan Petrelli.
  
• Peter Petrelli steps in to defend his brother.
  
• Someone bitches about the Disciplinary Committee.
  
• The baseball kids are really really flamboyantly obviously homosexual toward one another.
  
• Anyone complains about the food quality here. It's bad, we get it.
  
• The triad of social rejects has an overdramatic blowout over something completely trivial in plain view of the public.
  
• Andrew Wells knows more about someone's canon than that person does.
  
• Jonathan Levinson uses "um."
  
• Warren Mears threatens to kill someone, or alludes to his alleged badassery.
  
• Faith Lehane does something slutty or violent.
  
• Sparkplug and his pedobait have an obvious lover's quarrel.
  
• Yagami Raito acknowledges his fiancee's overenthusiastic existence.
  
• Captain Malcolm Reynolds uses improper grammar.
  
• I GO ON ONE OF MY INFAMOUS RANTS AT SOMEONE.
  
• Another organized fight goes down.
  
• Anyone lands themselves in prison and bitches endlessly about it once they get out.
  
• There's a wonderful reunion of long-lost friends/enemies/lovers/siblings.
  
• Someone comes back from the dead!
  
• Anyone makes a nerd reference that goes over their friend's head.
  
• Molly Mahoney mentions her magical toy store.
  
• Buffy and Angel have super tons of UST.
  
• Cordelia Chase says "whatever."
  
• Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom recruit people for the next new horrible horrible musical extravaganza.
  
• Edward Cullen subtly alludes to his vampiricism.
  
• Akira Udou alleges that Matt Parkman brainraped him.
  
• Oosaki Nana and Rock Howard discuss their failure of a band.
  
• Iori Yagami puts up with Andrew Wells. (Seriously, about you NOT eating my bruschetta next time.)
  
• Maureen Johnson talks about her performance art.
  
• Any and all of the ~Meisters~ talk about their machinery blah blah that they left at home.
  
• Lilly Kane acts like a drunken whore.
  
• Lyra Silvertongue outsmarts someone five times her age.
  
• The nerds hit on Scully.
  
• Shawn Spencer and his buddy Gus make a ~psychic~ prediction.
  
• Tamaki Suou remains blindingly oblivious to all the lust and violence of the world.
  
• Anya Jenkins takes a metaphor far too literally.
  
• That Satsuki kid awkwardly talks about humans.
  
• Sawada Tsunayoshi steps in to mediate the mafia bullshit.
  
• The mafia family acts more gay than life-threatening.
  
• Gokudera swears like a sailor and calls the baseball idiot... well. A baseball idiot. See, it's sticking! Like any good nickname should!
  
• Kanda Yuu threatens to kill someone.
  
• Akito and Agito switch off.
  
• Chrome Dokuro tries to reason with you about Rokudou's actions.
  
• All you can focus on are Natsume Aya's endowments.
  
• Nero and Dante have an increasingly homosexual fight.
  
• Anyone advertises a new club (Grounded Anonymous, I Died In My Canon, the rollerblading whatevers, BBNBA, the DC, the dance club, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).
  
• The old people get their alcoholism on.
  
• The young kids are sexualized.
  
• ADDITIONS WELCOME.

DRAIN THE BOTTLE WHENEVER...

• Minami Itsuki gets through a whole sentence without any typos.
  
• Rokudou Mukuro brutally tortures someone.
  
• Rei Ayanami puts together more than three words.
  
• A political figurehead mysteriously kicks the bucket and all hell breaks loose!
  
• The all-small crew (Dante, Levinson, Aang, Kururu, Mason, pink thing, Kazu, Lilly, Toph, Gau, Yuusuke) use proper capitalization.
  
• The all-caps crew (Itsuki, Max Bialystock, Bobby Drake) use proper capitalization.
  
• Someone makes a horrible production illustrating the many problems of Babylon.
  
• Anyone, anyone at all, has any semblance of heterosexual relations.

DRINK YOURSELF INTO A STUPOR IF...

• We actually find a way out of this damn fishbowl.

Comments

[pathsofhell.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I should be proud that I appear on this list so often, Dr. Percival Cox.

[giantego]

Oh, I think you should! It's an honor to be that much of a mockery.

[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

( 〃 ﾟ Д ﾟ 〃 ) ﾉ

[giantego]

 

[hostbu]

I see my name is on this!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i'm drinking to this, right?

[behemothed]

IM NOT ALLEGING. ITS TRUE

[ex_whoosh450]

It hasn't been proven, therefore it is an allegation.

[victoryflare]

I threaten, do I?

[deliberately]

Yes.

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

Your insight into the population is impressive

[giantego]

Thanks, kid.

[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

I think I only did that once or twice.

[giantego]

History repeats itself.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

[flameregalia]

Don't let the drunken man bother you! All of us at the salon think you're very smart.

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

i'm not ALWAYS drunk you know.

[giantego]

 

[copier.livejournal.com]

omg win.

My non-appearance on this list clearly means I need to find myself a gimmick.

[ex_minoru481]

Take a shot every time Axl talks about how his government was way more evil? ;D

[panthalassa.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't drink, but you may have just made me want to start.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

as any good doctor should, a+

[puppetchild.livejournal.com]

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Pfft, no way Ayanami! Write four words, kill the bastard's liver, that's the way to do it!

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Thank god I slipped back under the radar enough to not be put on this list.

[giantego]

I can change that.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

Right see I can type perfectly fucking good when I want to.

ps im playing this.

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

I could too but does it really matter?


i'm totally playing this too. at least it's some entertainment.

[ex_whoosh450]

Interesting. I think you've managed to mock nearly every group of people on the server.

[giantego]

That was the goal, Nate! Are you playing? Because you should play.

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

So by your logic I can just DRAIN THE WHOLE BOTTLE NOW right.

[giantego]

Yes, that would be my logic. Here, let me make it easier: open network, drain bottle, repeat.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

oh man, you actually did it.

[giantego]

I keep my word.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

If this gets more comments than my April Fool's joke oh it's on.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, i'm drinking to this too.

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not a failure, ok?

[changings.livejournal.com]

You guys have a band?

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

I en't sure what to say about this, but I think I should say something.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I think you should say thanks, and here's to you outsmarting more in future.

[flameregalia]

I prefer the F/M/K game.

[flameregalia]

Also as a doctor I doubt it's right to make jokes at River's condition.

[repent]

Yeah, I'm not sure whether to be pissed or flattered, Doc.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

be one of those. then we can drink to it.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I guess I should have expected something like that...

[giantego]

Good to know you're self-aware.

[holymelody.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize that this place was so, um...

[giantego]

Mockable?

[blackener.livejournal.com]

You...