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Hey, do babies drink beer? Cause milk will just make it fat. Wait, what about a Zima? Roxas likes that shit and he and this kid are actually kinda the same age. you know, 1.

Good luck, baby. You better start training now if you want to beat the whatsits undefeated record.

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The liver is responsible for breaking down toxins, such as alcohol, into a less harmful form so that its components can be passed from the body or absorbed. If this metabolic pathway is taxed by excessive consumption of alcohol, the liver will be unable to perform its function and the subject may become comatose or even die. Since babies are very small, the amount of alcohol the liver can process would be proportional.

In other words, it would be bad. Don't do it.

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tl;dr

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Please see the last line of my previous comment.

If that fails, just the last three words will do.