Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



[Filter: Private]

The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[giantego]

Okay.

[giantego]

My ex-wife isn't going to like this when she finally rears her beastly head.

[giantego]

TOO MUCH NERD SPEAK. CANNOT COMPREHEND OR CARE.

[giantego]

Likewise, nerd fodder.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be too hard on yourself. I've made a living winding up and pissing off the people who save the world on a regular basis. And you take it better than most of them.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

See you soon!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. And see, we both have aliens in our backgrounds. No nervous breakdowns needed.

[giantego]

What a coincidence, I've made a living dealing with people who wind me up and piss me off while I'm trying to save lives. We go together like chopsticks.

[giantego]

Super duper, I'll be the drunk guy locked in his room!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I saw like three episodes, so I couldn't say if you were important or not. At the very least, you have better manners than Mearly.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what you mean by "people like you and me", Mearly?

[magicbone]

um I can tell you that I wasn't. like. belltower, alternate dimension, um not so good things, seal. not a big deal at all. and um thank you! I get that a lot.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And that's twice you've mentioned her now.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

So what exactly WAS that?

[giantego]

Because I live in constant fear of her manhood-crushing stilettos.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

It's your life. It's as important/as big a deal as you want it to be.

[magicbone]

for now I'm um. I'm okay with being unimportant.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Funny, you don't seem like the fearful type.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[giantego]

What can I say, she's special.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sounds charming. I hope I have the pleasure of making her acquaintance someday.

[giantego]

Don't worry, if she shows up, she'll systematically eliminate every other female in my life and rope me back into her hellish ways. Luckily the chances of her actually showing up seem to be slim to none. You win some, you lose some.

No one from your world's here, right?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could take her. Though it almost sounds like you want her to show up.

Mearly said it's just little old me, and I'm sadly inclined to believe him. While a few could probably get us home, quite a few more would probably wipe out this whole dome, so it's likely a good thing.

[giantego]

Almost.

Mearly, I like that name for him. Usually I stick with Gallagher or Very Hungry Caterpillar because oh good god, those eyebrows. But hey, as long as you're happy this way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Doctor and personal stylist? How do you find the time? And what can I say, short and sweet and ending with "y" is always a safe route. And punny too.