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[notwalking]

Yeah, so the government's idiotic and kids hate me. Things I already knew.

Cordelia, you want to come get it?

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[disparages]

Ugh, obviously.

[notwalking]

His name's Eric and I don't want him.

[disparages]

I'm sure he and Angel's new bundle of joy will be best friends.

[notwalking]

They gave a baby to you and Angel too? You're popular with the government.

[disparages]

Not that it's any of your business, but Angel has a roommate now.

[notwalking]

So where are you going to live?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Deadbeat.

[notwalking]

I don't want a son. Or a kid in general, actually.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah you'd probably fuck it up. Abuse is a vicious circle.

[notwalking]

It doesn't matter, she's got it now. Here's to hoping the kid lives through the week.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah I'm putting my money on either negligence or ritual sacrifice.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Huh, I thought they weren't giving the mentally deficient kids?

[notwalking]

It's a good thing you're pretty.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Ja, I always thought so!

[notwalking]

Have you had yours yet? You don't seem like the type cut out for motherhood.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I'd be a fantastic mother! Way better than Ayanami! But I don't want to look after someone else's stupid baby. It's okay, Peter says he'll do it all... he's so selfless~ ♥ I'll help, of course. Children need a strong woman in their life!

[notwalking]

You sure? You never know until you try.

[disparages]

You didn't.

[deliberately]

Since when do you have experience with kids, anyway?

[notwalking]

Dalton garden parties were the tenth circle of hell.

[deliberately]

Huh. So you're not going to look after it?

[notwalking]

I looked after it for the ten minutes it took Cordelia to get to the apartment. Does that count.

[deliberately]

Not really. Anyway if she wants it off her hands for a bit I can babysit, I guess. It's just a baby. Todd's was kinda cute.

[notwalking]

Yeah, it's just a baby, and I just don't like babies. You can if you want, I guess? Maybe the vampire will throw you out a window too.

[deliberately]

You know that wouldn't really be too different from my life as is at the moment, so why not.