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[notwalking]

Yeah, so the government's idiotic and kids hate me. Things I already knew.

Cordelia, you want to come get it?

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[notwalking]

Yeah, it's just a baby, and I just don't like babies. You can if you want, I guess? Maybe the vampire will throw you out a window too.

[deliberately]

You know that wouldn't really be too different from my life as is at the moment, so why not.

[notwalking]

Who's throwing you out a window?


Did you at least get a cool scar?

[deliberately]

No-one's throwing me out a window, don't spaz! I just meant the whole threats on my person thing.

[notwalking]

Have they followed through? I'm still bringing grapes.

[deliberately]

I seriously don't even like grapes, Charlie, especially not the quality they have here. But I swear, if I end up in hospital (and can type) you'll know straight away.

[notwalking]

No shit I will.

[deliberately]

Chill, Nuwanda.

[notwalking]

Yeah, because that's likely. Let me get right on that.

[deliberately]

Payback's a bitch, right? Listen, I'm not in hospital but I'm not going to step down whatever they do to me, so cool it.

[ Filter: Neil ]

[notwalking]

Yeah. It is.

Look, the last thing I want you to do is step down, but that doesn't change the fact that if they put you in the hospital I'm going to stir shit up. The strikes system can blow me for all I care. I think I might try to write an article about it for the paper, in the meantime. You want to help?

[ Filter: Charlie ]

[deliberately]

Don't say that. They crack down hard on criminals here, and I don't want to see you in jail or worse because of me. It's not exactly incentive to tell you what's going on.

Sure thing, lemme just find my completely non-existent journalistic talent and we're all set.

[ Filter: Neil ]

[notwalking]

Too bad, it's more or less happened before. Punching the fink's still one of the top five moments in my life, you know.

Please, like I'd let you. I'll interview you, stupid.

[ Filter: Charlie ]

[deliberately]

Huh. Okay, I'm fine with that.

[ Filter: Neil ]

[notwalking]

Of course you are. Come over whenever.