AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Aw.

So what did my favorite FBI agent have to say?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Now that's just between us girls.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, I see how it goes. I'll just have to replicate the conversation in my head, then.

"Oh, that Shawn is sooooo dreamy..."

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

What? It turns out Zatanna's keen on mind wipes! Which I don't actually buy, but that's another debate.

Um. I know the guy who plays Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer does the Dresden audio tapes. I never read the books.

We have a Watch List?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Which your friend doesn't seem to have a problem violating, I gather.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Really not helping the psychic argument here, Spence.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Jules and her girlfriends also get a couch in that bathroom, and the very idea of furniture in a public restroom weirds me out. It's unhygienic.

Also, how many girls have you seen Juliet hang out with?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

It's a very real problem.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You need help with that, let me know. I can set up a ward to keep it from happening again.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

...seriously?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You mean like whether she prefers bikinis or thongs?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I just need articles from the two of you. A lock of hair each would be best for a spell like this.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Of course we have a Watch List, Gus! How else would we keep track of the people we need to watch?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I mean, I guess we could have a Look List, but that seems like it's really just another way of saying the same thing.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Charming! No.

I should have known you'd turn up soon. I did sense something gross, but I thought it was just... whatever Goo just did in the corner.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

But I like my version better. :(

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I dunno, dude... there's the Chief?

And hey, there were all those sorority girls that one time.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

What? You're not getting my hair, Gus. I need my hair.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

The power of denial is strong indeed.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I don't need all of it, just a little bit. Geez, you're jumpy for a psychic who should already know what I need in advance, huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

One, that's not how it works for me -- I told you you don't understand the mysteries of my universe.

Two, no, you're not getting any of it. I need my hair for being shiny and attractive!

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Simmer down, jumpy. It's not like I'd take it by force, no matter how tempting.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should call him Cleopatra.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Maybe "we" shouldn't do anything. Don't believe I was talking to you.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

No, you weren't, but I habitually find myself where I'm not wanted. It's a gift.