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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Hey I've been here for almost nine months, any posts people are getting yanked from I win in the early abandonment category. And I don't even remember reassigning you, so no let-downs here!

As far as getting back, we don't know.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, you remember Warren, Satsu. No skin, torturing Willow?

[ex_wells219]

What

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, they got pretty slaughtered.

Well I figured Tokyo, anime... anyway. There are a ridiculous amount of anime kids here, it's kickass.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

HE'S Creepy Skinless Guy? It's not like you exactly explained what that whole thing was about, Ma'am. Is the witch here too? And why is he not dead or something?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Slightly melodramatic phrasing Slayer, I mean your order is kinda reversed there and the torment was mostly internal anyway whereas being flayed alive would probably better qualify as actual torture...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What am I like the Slayer boogeyman or something.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

But I just saw you two weeks ago. And you don't remember reassigning me.

Is it all right if I ask what the last thing you remember is?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

A guy with no skin and a bloody scalpel makes an impression.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was only in Tokyo for about a month. Zombies and anime kids? This place is weird.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Before I got zapped to the world of backwards thinking?

Just getting back to the castle after we'd rescued Willow from Warren and Amy. One minute I was complaining about needing a shower, the next I'm kicking a scientist in the face.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

...I forgot to mention that didn't I?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Historical accuracy obviously hasn't been preserved in the campfire horror stories. I'm not generally a bloody scalpel type of guy. I guess whatever you need to do to keep the little Slayers in line though.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I was there. I threw a grenade at your girlfriend, in fact.

Why am I even talking to you?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

That was a while ago for me.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Wasn't talking to you.

[ex_wells219]

Buffy...

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I don't think it was actually him who was Creepy Skinless Guy, but yeah. It was kind...of a long story. And no, Amy's not here.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Should I not be talking about this?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Is this another time difference thing? Is there, I don't know, a chart or something?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

It sort've happened while you were in the states. We thought it'd be a good idea not to...

Sorry.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend. Who is Amy.


And we've met.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I haven't been doing anything dumb in the future, have I? No crazy haircuts, biker boyfriends?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I brought it up. You're fine.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

There should be.