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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Well she apparently goes for guys with no skin. No accounting for taste.

[disparages]

Yeah, like, war or not he doesn't deserve the niceties.

[disparages]

OH my god, are you talking about that freakout Amy Madison?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what's going on anymore, let alone who deserves what. And I don't know who you are either.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm talking about an evil insane witch named Amy. I was a little too busy to ask about her last name.

[disparages]

While theres prob a couple psycho witches named Amy, the odds of a Sunnydale High School social reject becoming a supervillian are kinda high.

[disparages]

Okay, first off? Retract those claws, Miss Saigon, I'm with Angel. Secondly, in case you haven't noticed, Warren's a total dick, skinless or not.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I get what you mean, but we did track her to a few miles from the remains of the Sunnydale Hellmouth.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Angel the vampire? And sorry but where I come from, being a total dick usually isn't punishable by skinning.

And WHAT did you just call me?

[disparages]

Retcon, much? She and Warren and Buffy went to Sunnydale High.

[disparages]

Oh my god! Can you believe Warren got a girlfriend??

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad I didn't grow up on a Hellmouth.

[disparages]

Duh, do you know many other Angels?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I don't actually know Angel.

And at least the skinless dick isn't making random racist comments.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I did not just say that.

[disparages]

Yeah. Well. Sorry. Sounds like for being future girl, you're still in the dark about lots of stuff.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Did you really go to high school with all of these people?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Because that's always stopped you from opening your mouth. Suppose that kinda keeps you in business though.

[disparages]

Not impressed. You've had better digs.

[repent]

Yo, one of B's herd. I'm Faith, used to hold down the Hellmouth out Cleveland way.

[repent]

Cute, but given the stats, not really a compliment.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Faith, as in THE Faith? So it's just the two original Slayers here? And now me, I guess.

Actually, I have my own squad now. Or had.

[repent]

The one and only.

Yeah I don't really do 'squads', but to each her own. So has someone offered to show you around here? 'Cause this place is the ultimate one-horser, but it's pretty interesting for about the first week.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Ah, no. Everyone seems kind of, well, distracted.