Thought of the Day

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Continuing the trend of questions that we're probably not supposed to be asking:  How exactly do we know we're not eating King Kong burgers or the like?

Comments

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

If it's gorilla, then there's some people that make really good fried gorilla.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Necessity perpetuates the development of new skill sets.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah! It's gotta be different than other types of animal.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Depends on how factors like muscle to fat ratio compare to more traditional lifestock choices.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more like spices. How do you season a gorilla?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No idea. That gourmet cooking club might have some ideas.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

They have a club for food?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

One for cooking and one for eating, I believe. Check with the guys at the psychic detective agency... they were the ones talking about them.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

I know what I'm doing today! Thanks, Miss!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Miss Kyle, and you're welcome. Might not want to start off asking about gorilla seasonings, though. They might not let you come back.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

You're really not making this easy for me.

I'm Tajima! Tajima Yuichiro! Nice to meet you.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I could probably buy the Dome off the government.

Best of luck in summer school, Tajima.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Hey, now I have gorillaburgers to look forward to. Thanks!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

See? Proof that math and science are important. Otherwise, you're stuck with subpar gorilla burgers.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Too bad they make math and science so boring in school. If it was about gorillaburgers, I might not get so tired.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Ah, but it's always necessary to get the principles down before you can play in the real world. Walk before you run and all that.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

I think I like running better. A walk's no fun at all.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Have fun tripping over burned gorilla burgers and other metaphors, then!

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the idea though. Can't wait to see the teacher when I ask about gorillaurgers.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You should bring a camera for that.