Thought of the Day

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Continuing the trend of questions that we're probably not supposed to be asking:  How exactly do we know we're not eating King Kong burgers or the like?

Comments

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

don't like gorilla?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer venison. How about a nice helping of Bambi's mom?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

just as long as pets don't start disappearing, i wouldn't worry about it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not worried. I suspect the government would steer me and the fetus away from anything particularly vile. Just curious if anything else interesting has come through the portal we don't know about. And if so, what exactly they did with it.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

well, there's just not the residential part of the dome, you know.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I'm not usually that picky about what I eat. However, this place makes me miss Burger King a lot.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

sourdough cheeseburgers, dude.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You are a cruel, cruel little man.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i just like burgers.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I love burgers. They just aren't the same here.

[botanically.livejournal.com]

Not all of us are human, but enough are to prove that anything they're putting into the food must be at least relatively fit for human consumption.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Part of the non-human contingent, I take it? And "relatively fit for human consumption" is both flexible and debatable.

[botanically.livejournal.com]

Probably just easier to leave it at non-human, yes.

If we're not having mass outbreaks of food poisoning, I'd say the debate is primarily psychological.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with that.

The psychological is why I find it interesting.

[botanically.livejournal.com]

It's been mentioned elsewhere (http://community.livejournal.com/indesolution/456340.html?thread=12755348#t12755348) that the security on most of the facilities here leaves something to be desired. I imagine it'd be possible to check and see for yourself, if you were so inclined.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

If it's gorilla, then there's some people that make really good fried gorilla.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Necessity perpetuates the development of new skill sets.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah! It's gotta be different than other types of animal.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Depends on how factors like muscle to fat ratio compare to more traditional lifestock choices.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more like spices. How do you season a gorilla?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

See? Proof that math and science are important. Otherwise, you're stuck with subpar gorilla burgers.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

They told me this was a veggie burger.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You're probably safe then.

Unless... Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with that. They have it coming.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I've never actually seen it, but makes sense considering the title. I suppose having the threats on our plates instead of our streets would make the whole protect and serve gig easier, hmm?