Thought of the Day

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Continuing the trend of questions that we're probably not supposed to be asking:  How exactly do we know we're not eating King Kong burgers or the like?

Comments

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You're probably safe then.

Unless... Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with that. They have it coming.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I've never actually seen it, but makes sense considering the title. I suppose having the threats on our plates instead of our streets would make the whole protect and serve gig easier, hmm?

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

I suppose -- but I'm not entirely sure who'd be willing to eat a zombie meatloaf.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I doubt they'd actually advertise the fact.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

...

And people ask why I don't eat meat.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming "because it might be made of zombies" wasn't always the answer.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Not always. I just can't stand the smell of it. That answer would still apply to freshly cooked zombie.

...I just typed out 'freshly cooked zombie'.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Isn't dystopia fun?

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

You have a winning sense of humor.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Only way to stay sane sometimes.