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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they made Starbuck into a fucking chick.

Hey is there any way to like petition for which universe they're gonna pull people from next? Because I may have some nominations. A spreadsheet. Actually.

You'd think that pulling people out of random exit points in their respective timelines would create paradoxes within each universe, fictional or not, which if the paradoxes didn't cause the space-time within each to collapse in on itself would at least cause different versions of events to have occurred. Different memories. You know.

But I guess it just says something about how much our stories are threaded into reality if nothing unravels when a thread is pulled. I don't think I'll give up on string theory just yet though.

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[magicbone]

holy cats

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Why so shocked, bite size?

[magicbone]

um.

[magicbone]

you're here. it's, um. you have skin, right?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
Why wouldn't I have skin, Jonathan.

[magicbone]

never mind, Warren.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You could say I was missing some from where there's been a hole in my chest but I'm not the only one who seems to have that issue.

[magicbone]

oh. um. mine's in my stomach.

[magicbone]

wait. um. how long have you been here?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like a week I think. It was a little hazy in the beginning.

What am I missing? The whole joke being on me thing is getting old. From my perspective at least.

[magicbone]

yeah.

um, you're not missing anything! Andrew will be, um, happy. it's just a little. yeah.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Really. Cos that whole redemption arc seems to be working out for him.
 
 
 
 
 
How long have you been here? Please tell me Peter Jackson finished the Lord of the Rings in this reality.

[magicbone]

well, he was happy to see me. um, I think. so, yeah.

me? um, a while. longer than you I think, but I um just got out of the hospital and. stuff.

YEAH HE DID I wish Gandalf was here!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Or just felt less guilty. Whatever.

Gandalf, I'll add him to my spreadsheet. Though his breedability factor may be a little low. And the rest are mostly chicks.

[magicbone]

yeah, well. he has less to feel guilty about.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I didn't know they made subtle innuendo in your size.

[magicbone]

glad to see you too, jerkface.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Just like to see that old fighting spirit, buddy, don't take it personally.

[magicbone]

yeah, okay.

I, um. it's good you're okayish though.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh and do you want I should come over so we could watch it? I'm pretty pissed I missed those midnight showings, man.

[magicbone]

yeah, when Andrew um gets off of work, we could do that. I bet Mount Doom looks wicked cool.