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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they made Starbuck into a fucking chick.

Hey is there any way to like petition for which universe they're gonna pull people from next? Because I may have some nominations. A spreadsheet. Actually.

You'd think that pulling people out of random exit points in their respective timelines would create paradoxes within each universe, fictional or not, which if the paradoxes didn't cause the space-time within each to collapse in on itself would at least cause different versions of events to have occurred. Different memories. You know.

But I guess it just says something about how much our stories are threaded into reality if nothing unravels when a thread is pulled. I don't think I'll give up on string theory just yet though.

Comments

[hauntinghour.livejournal.com]

I can't believe she hasn't punched you yet.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah if she could just wait until this bullet wound heals.

[flyingfearless.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No offense, I mean you seem pretty hot and all. It's just a matter of preserving the integrity of the original.

[magicbone]

holy cats

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Why so shocked, bite size?

[magicbone]

um.

[magicbone]

you're here. it's, um. you have skin, right?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
Why wouldn't I have skin, Jonathan.

[magicbone]

never mind, Warren.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You could say I was missing some from where there's been a hole in my chest but I'm not the only one who seems to have that issue.

[magicbone]

wait. um. how long have you been here?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like a week I think. It was a little hazy in the beginning.

What am I missing? The whole joke being on me thing is getting old. From my perspective at least.

[magicbone]

SINCE WHEN ARE THERE ELVES AT THE BATTLE OF HELM'S DEEP?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude who cares about that WHEN THEY RAPED FARAMIR BY SHOVING THE ONE RING UP HIS ASS AND MAKING HIM LIKE IT.

Gollum's pretty fucking sweet though.

[magicbone]

how did Shelob sting Frodo through his MITHRIL? WHY DO WE WATCH THESE MOVIES WARREN oh right because they're awesome!!!

yeah and the ents are really cool too.

[ex_wells219]

I dunno maybe we're like, Cylons of ourselves, clones, so in our worlds the stories go on but we can still be here? Also um. Hi. Jonathan said you weren't here?

[magicbone]

sorry.

[ex_wells219]

No no it's cool I just. Didn't know!

[magicbone]

yeah me neither. it's um. yeah.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So Starbuck is a chick and Cylons have clones? Aren't they just robots— Or are they like my robots?

Well he's been a little laid up, probably hasn't gotten out much lately.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, they're robotic clones. I mean they don't- they aren't. Quite like your robots!

...I guess not.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Shame. Galactica would be a much happier place if they were.

So that's a new look for you. With the tweed and the white hat and all.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, there was this whole Apocalypse thing and I got to think about some stuff.