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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they made Starbuck into a fucking chick.

Hey is there any way to like petition for which universe they're gonna pull people from next? Because I may have some nominations. A spreadsheet. Actually.

You'd think that pulling people out of random exit points in their respective timelines would create paradoxes within each universe, fictional or not, which if the paradoxes didn't cause the space-time within each to collapse in on itself would at least cause different versions of events to have occurred. Different memories. You know.

But I guess it just says something about how much our stories are threaded into reality if nothing unravels when a thread is pulled. I don't think I'll give up on string theory just yet though.

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[ex_wells219]

Yeah...

[magicbone]

um. are you okay?

[ex_wells219]

I'm just fine! Hey, we should track down the Matrix movies...

[magicbone]

okay, cool beans. just checking! um, MATRIX YES, they have them here right? how cool would it be if Trinity was here?

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, there's um, a third one, too! It's pretty lame. We might be able to find it - you know I had trouble finding Star Wars? This place is crazy sometimes.

[magicbone]

um okay but Trinity was in it right? so can we watch it?

you had trouble finding...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, I mean. Of course she's in it. Maybe Star Wars would be better!

[magicbone]

oh man. Trinity.

either way! sorry that um I still can't really walk well.

[magicbone]

WAIT. do you know which version of Episode IV do they have here? because that will like. settle it forever.

[ex_wells219]

i can only find the new versions. like VI with Hayden edited in at the end. OH MAN THAT REMINDS ME, THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO CLERKS.

[magicbone]

LAME, okay see this is why Han Solo needs to be here! so he can like. put Warren in a headlock or um something. CLERKS SEQUEL? WAS IT AS AWESOME AS THE FIRST ONE? aslfkjskljf I bet not, ahh how did I miss so much!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Which he would because Han is just badass enough to do things like put people minding their own business in headlocks or OH SAY SHOOT FIRST.

[magicbone]

SHUT UP WARREN

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one trying to castrate Han Solo okay?

[magicbone]

um okay we've totally had this conversation before, why would Han shoot Greedo for no reason? it just doesn't make sense and um I'm not castrating him, we both love Han Solo okay and he's awesome and only shot Greedo because he HAD TO okay

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

FOR NO REASON?? We're not talking about him shooting a fluffy, like, bunnykitten hybrid GREEDO'S A BOUNTY HUNTER. And he basically told Han he was going to kill him, sometimes a guy has to be proactive about these things and then gets blamed for not sacrificing himself on the alter of bunnykitten sainthood or whatever!

[magicbone]

okay I know we've had this conversation before.

bunnykitten?

[ex_wells219]

WOAH GUYS CHILL.


Han totally would have shot first.

[ex_wells219]

IT WAS AWESOME but NOTHING is as awesome as the first one so I guess that answers your question.

[magicbone]

if Dante was here I bet we would be friends! um, other Dante. human Dante. who isn't like, killing his brother and stuff. that was weird.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, not the one who makes me get him drinks. :( The cool one who works in a shop.

[magicbone]

also um you never told us about the skirt?

[ex_wells219]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

[magicbone]

were we right? about the twirling?

[ex_wells219]

ckhkdsghsdSHUT IT