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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't believe they made Starbuck into a fucking chick.

Hey is there any way to like petition for which universe they're gonna pull people from next? Because I may have some nominations. A spreadsheet. Actually.

You'd think that pulling people out of random exit points in their respective timelines would create paradoxes within each universe, fictional or not, which if the paradoxes didn't cause the space-time within each to collapse in on itself would at least cause different versions of events to have occurred. Different memories. You know.

But I guess it just says something about how much our stories are threaded into reality if nothing unravels when a thread is pulled. I don't think I'll give up on string theory just yet though.

Comments

[magicbone]

um okay we've totally had this conversation before, why would Han shoot Greedo for no reason? it just doesn't make sense and um I'm not castrating him, we both love Han Solo okay and he's awesome and only shot Greedo because he HAD TO okay

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

FOR NO REASON?? We're not talking about him shooting a fluffy, like, bunnykitten hybrid GREEDO'S A BOUNTY HUNTER. And he basically told Han he was going to kill him, sometimes a guy has to be proactive about these things and then gets blamed for not sacrificing himself on the alter of bunnykitten sainthood or whatever!

[magicbone]

okay I know we've had this conversation before.

bunnykitten?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know what I mean! He wasn't there just to look cute.

[magicbone]

um duh. I didn't say that he was.

[ex_wells219]

WOAH GUYS CHILL.


Han totally would have shot first.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Thanks man.

[ex_wells219]

It's cool.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey did somebody say something about the Matrix?

[ex_wells219]

We should do a store-crawl, try and track them down.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah I can probably get around well enough now.

[ex_wells219]

Um this is just a quick check but you are like. Epidermis-friendly, right?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
 
 
 
OKAY WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SKIN REFERENCES GUYS.

[ex_wells219]

NOTHING. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[magicbone]

YOU HAVE IT AND THAT'S GOOD

[ex_wells219]

VERY GOOD.

[magicbone]

you guys suck.

[ex_wells219]

I just don't like you guys arguing...

[magicbone]

yeah well um I guess that stuff hasn't really changed.

[ex_wells219]

It has, it totally has.

[magicbone]

it hasn't.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall a certain someone saying they thought Timothy Dalton should beat Sean Connery over the head with an Oscar, and if that wasn't a call to arms.

[ex_wells219]

That was a long time ago in a television show far far away. I don't think like that anymore, not since Casino Royale.

[magicbone]

ROGER MOORE.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't even talk to you when you're like this.