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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

So I have to hand it to Mr. Petrelli... It wasn't as amazing as one of the Cohen holidays but it was up there.

School is lame and I need someone to help me out with Geometry because, according to Mr. Palmer, I'm "in serious danger" of failing.

Hello? I'm fictional? Why should it matter if I'm almost failing, it's not like grades should exist if I'm practically imaginary.

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[magicbone]

um. okay good.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Besides, being old won't exactly stop me if I want you.

Which I don't. So crisis averted.

[magicbone]

 

[magicbone]

um.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, ping pong isn't my way of seducing you.

[magicbone]

akshfslkjfsfhalkfakhflkajveajf;elak um I didn't think it was oh my god

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Dude. You seriously should consider taking a chill pill.

[magicbone]

askjfj girls

[magicbone]

can't even. OKAY SO GEOMETRY

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, geometry. With the triangles and the perpendicular stuff or whatever.

Ugh, can't this be like the old times where my parents would pay for my grades and I can keep pretending like I care about my education?

[magicbone]

your parents paid for your grades.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Not all the time. Sometimes I could just flirt with my teacher enough to boost my grade to a pass.

[magicbone]

you what

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

What? Everyone in Newport did it. God knows that city's too dumb to actually pass high school using only their intelligence.

[magicbone]

asklfsjklfahlksjfh Newport sounds um. nice?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

You mean it sounds like a bunch of rich idiots who wave their money around instead of putting it to good use or proving they deserve to be that wealthy? Seriously, yogilates? And people actually paid for it?

[magicbone]

oh.

so um. Babylon must be different for you.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Kinda, yeah. Nowhere near enough parties and fistfights to feel like home.

[magicbone]

yeah well. I think we're all, um, missing the stuff that made it home. demons and, you know, stuff.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Newport didn't really have demons. Just the metaphorical kind.

You're from Buffyland, aren't you? Demons and slayers and hell dimensions and stuff? Sounds pretty exciting to me.

[magicbone]

there's like. theories about that kind of stuff for our worlds. metaphorical and literal demons and it's um pretty heavy, worse than geometry.

...Sunnydale. but, uh, Buffyland is a good name for it. it was um exciting I guess. pretty normal except for the part with th

[magicbone]

wait do you know who I am

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Sort of? I didn't really watch Buffy, I was kinda too young when it first started. But it's hard to not at least know the show existed.

[magicbone]

holy cats

[magicbone]

that's. good?