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[hihiou.livejournal.com]

OI! Ichigo. Here's some help, eh?

KUROSAKI ICHIGO IS NEEDIN A DATE FOR THIS DANCE THAT'S GOT SOME OF YA PISSY AND SHIT. Ain't matter if you're some guy or a girl or some shit, he ain't picky.

Careful though, he ain't never done nothin' before.

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If I gotta go to some stupid ass dance you're going too, Ichigo!
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NOT FUNNY RENJI.

I can find my own date, damnit! AND I DON'T GO WITH GUYS WHAT THE HELL--

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OI OI OI YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, ASSHOLE.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

JUST HELPING YOU OUT, ICHIGO!

Heh, can ya? Just bein' a good friend and helping ya out!

JUST TRY IT, JACKASS! THIS WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO GET YA A DATE FOR THE DANCE SO YA AIN'T ALL ALONE AND SHIT?!

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YOUR HELP SUCKS.

A good friend doesn't say stupid shit like "HE'LL GO WITH A GUY OR A GIRL"! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

YEAH IT IS. BRB IT'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO BANKAI AND GET TO YOU FROM HERE DIPSHIT.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

MY HELP IS BETTER THAN YOU BY YOURSELF, BE GRATEFUL!

Ehh? Ya ain't into no guys? COULDA FOOLED ME!

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH YOUR WEAK ASS BANKAI! I AIN'T SCARED OF NO DAMN STRAWBERRY!

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I DIDN'T NEED HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE, RENJI.

What the fuck?! THE HELL WOULD GIVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?!

alksdj;fk STRAWBERRY? MY BANKAI'S BETTER AND FASTER THAN YOUR CRAPPY ONE.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT A DATE ALREADY THEN, ICHIGO?

'Cause ya ain't never mention no girls!

MY BANKAI IS COOLER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ONE!

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THAT'S NOT THE FRIGGIN' POINT. I JUST TOLD HER I'D GO FIND ONE FIVE MINUTES AGO!

I've never mentioned guys either!

Sounds like you're INSECURE about your bankai, Renji!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I guess Kurosaki-san does need help finding a date...

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?! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY! He's a moron.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T NO MORON, YA FUCKIN' DUMBASS!

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE DAMN INCOMPETENT.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

AND YOU'RE SOME DUMB ASS KID! I'M TRYING TO HELP YA LEARN SHIT, JACKASS!

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I DON'T NEED TO LEARN FROM WEIRD TATTOO EYEBROWS!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

TATTOO'S ARE COOL, DUMBASS!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Really?

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Yeah, he didn't go to school. It's a miracle he can speak English, y'know?

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

THA FUCK?! I WENT TO SCHOOL!

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COULDA FOOLED ME.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Yeah he does! He ain't never gone on no date before. Ya got anyone in mind, ehh?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Mm, well. I was trying to think of someone to go with him, because he's Kuchiki-san's friend and I wanted to meet him. I don't know a lot of people... but I could ask at school.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Ya should! Get 'im a real person to go with and shit.

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"REAL"!?

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

YA KNOW, SOME GIRL THAT AIN'T MADE UP IN YOUR HEAD!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Mm! I'll get him someone nice!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's a real bad habit he has.