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OI! Ichigo. Here's some help, eh?

KUROSAKI ICHIGO IS NEEDIN A DATE FOR THIS DANCE THAT'S GOT SOME OF YA PISSY AND SHIT. Ain't matter if you're some guy or a girl or some shit, he ain't picky.

Careful though, he ain't never done nothin' before.

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If I gotta go to some stupid ass dance you're going too, Ichigo!
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YOUR HELP SUCKS.

A good friend doesn't say stupid shit like "HE'LL GO WITH A GUY OR A GIRL"! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

YEAH IT IS. BRB IT'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO BANKAI AND GET TO YOU FROM HERE DIPSHIT.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

MY HELP IS BETTER THAN YOU BY YOURSELF, BE GRATEFUL!

Ehh? Ya ain't into no guys? COULDA FOOLED ME!

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH YOUR WEAK ASS BANKAI! I AIN'T SCARED OF NO DAMN STRAWBERRY!

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I DIDN'T NEED HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE, RENJI.

What the fuck?! THE HELL WOULD GIVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?!

alksdj;fk STRAWBERRY? MY BANKAI'S BETTER AND FASTER THAN YOUR CRAPPY ONE.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT A DATE ALREADY THEN, ICHIGO?

'Cause ya ain't never mention no girls!

MY BANKAI IS COOLER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ONE!

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THAT'S NOT THE FRIGGIN' POINT. I JUST TOLD HER I'D GO FIND ONE FIVE MINUTES AGO!

I've never mentioned guys either!

Sounds like you're INSECURE about your bankai, Renji!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

AND I WAS JUST HELPING YA GET A DATE QUICKER, JACKASS! Ain't go no manners.

BUT YOU NEVER MENTIONED GIRLS!

...THA FUCK?! MY BANKAI GETS THE DAMN JOB DONE SO YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR GAY ASS BANKAI!

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"With a guy, girl, or whatever"!? THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING.

SO! I don't talk about that shit!

GAY ASS BANKAI?! YOUR BANKAI DIDN'T SAVE SOUL SOCIETY, BASTARD!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

I WAS LEAVING YOUR DAMN OPTIONS OPEN!

'Cause you're just some confused kid, eh?!

ASKMDF;ALSKDFM! I JUST AIN'T WANNA SAVE, THAT'S WHY!

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IF I'M GONNA GO IT'S GONNA BE WITH A GIRL. PERIOD.

I'm not confused about anything! I LIKE GIRLS. ALL RIGHT? HAPPY NOW?

THAT'S A LOUSY EXCUSE!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

YEAH? Ya ain't seem to when Yoruichi-san was naked and shit!

THAT'S 'CAUSE IT AIN'T AN EXCUSE, IT'S A FACT!

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WHAT?! SHE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? That's different, she's older! I WAS BEING RESPECTFUL.

IT'S A STUPID FACT THEN. LAZY.