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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Loveable Californian blonde seeking male basketballplaying best friend. Preferably of Hearst College. Wouldn't be a drawback if you were called Wallace Fennel, either.

Wouldn't be adverse to finding a wicked computer hacking skilled female brunette either who goes by "Mac".

No? Anyone? Bueller?

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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

With the walking around shirtless and all, who would've thunk it.

[changings.livejournal.com]

You keep dwelling on that fact. Dwelling's bad for the soul, Veronica.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I keep getting it shoved in my face in the shape of small 100x100 pixel squares. Kind of hard to stop dwelling, Jake~

[changings.livejournal.com]

I don't have any other ones.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I can make you some from the pictures I've been granted to take.

Oh, Photoshop. My one and only.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to put a shirt on for these pictures?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Unless you want me to think you're just an exhibitionist, yes.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It's just I run a fair few degrees above room temperature, so clothing makes me uncomfortable. I mean, I wear pants. Usually.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

...

We can go someplace cold if you'd prefer?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Like a refrigerator? I'm kidding, I'm sure I can find a shirt somewhere.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those "if I even have one" situations?

[changings.livejournal.com]

We get like, money from the government, right?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a no.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It just wasn't on my shopping list 'til now.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Excuses.

You could have one of mine, but since I don't know if you're a midget or not, I'm not sure it'd fit.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm... decidedly not a midget. It's fine, this place has gotta have a clothing store somewhere.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

How decidedly is decidedly? Oh, it does. Quite a few, actually. And I'll take your not knowing about it as you not having been to one yet, so I can show you, if you want.

I just realized we decided you're my best friend and I haven't met you yet. The internet truly does corrupt quickly.

[changings.livejournal.com]

6'5 kind of decidedly.

Anyway, I'm 103 Taurus if you decided to entirely spontaneously show up and take me shopping.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... right!

When there's a knock on your door, you might have to look down. I'll be reaching up to your knees, probably.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to do that, then.