THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

[substituting.livejournal.com]

YEAH BE PROUD YOU OVERWHELMED ME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

..I'D NEVER DO THAT! Tch. That'd be giving in to what everyone else wants and screw that.

[behemothed]

meat?

[ex_aint86]

Minami Itsuki, you had better be gorram better at bringing me my sky than you are at writing letters, that's all I'm saying.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

YAEHK AND WHEN I GEIT IT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!

[behemothed]

uh huh. That's gayer than how you usually sound.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORORY, OLD MAN!!

I DEFINETLY WON'T LET YOU DOWN!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WHAT HAKTHE HELL ARE OYU TALKKING ABOUT

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

OVERWHLEMEOD YOU WITH M FUCKGIN AWESOME

OOOOH EVERONYL ELSE WANTS YOU TO LOOK LIEK THE KING?!

GREAT TASTE!!

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I TYPED STUPIDITY, GENIUS. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS.

BAD TASTE. EVERYONE'S HAIR IS BLACK.

[sharkish]

...Y-you want meat, Ikki-kun?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WORNG WITH IT?!