THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

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DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

[substituting.livejournal.com]

It's amazing that the one that can't type right has the right idea.

[behemothed]

meat?

[ex_aint86]

Minami Itsuki, you had better be gorram better at bringing me my sky than you are at writing letters, that's all I'm saying.

[sharkish]

...Y-you want meat, Ikki-kun?