THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

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DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

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YOU JUST SPENT MORE THAN TWO SECONDS FOR ALL OF THIS, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT IN A LITTLE EXTRA EFFORT!

I'm just sayin'. It's not convincing genius!

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IT'S LIEK IF I SOPEND FIVE MORE SEOCNDS ON EVERIYN SINGLE THIGN I WRITE HTEN I'L LBE ADIDNG FIVE SECNODS OT EVERY BIT OF COMMUNCIATION AND THEN FIVE SEONCDS EVNETUALLY TURNSI NTO FIVE MINUTES NAD FIVEM INUTES EVERHITNULLY TURNIS OINTO FIVE HALF HORUS THAT UTRN INTO FIVE HOURS AND THEN INTO FIVE DAYS NAIND INTO FIVE WIEEKS AND FIVE MONTHS AND FIVE YEAKRS AND FIVE DECADES!!!!!!!

I'M SAIVNG TIME!!

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THAT'S HTEH WAY OF THE GENIUS!!!

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A GENIUS WOULD KNOW HOW TO MANAGE HIS TIME BETTER TO HANDLE TYPING COHERENTLY!

That's absolutely not genius! Aren't you just covering for being lazy?

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IF ICYRSE NOT!!

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Heh, all right, Genius. Whatever you say.

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THA"TIS RIGHT

I'M YOUR KING!!

WHATI I SAY GOES!!

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WHAT!

HELL NO! I DON'T DO WHAT ANYBODY SAYS!

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BULLSHIT! YOU JSUT SIAID 'WHATEVER YOU SAY" SO I'L LTAKIE IT AS IT IS!!!

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THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND TAKE ORDERS FROM SOME GUY THAT HAS A COMPLEX.

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DON"T OWRORY I UNDERSTANDO YUR UNSPOEKN LOYALTY ISNCE OYU CAN'T MESURE UP TO HOW COOL I AM!!

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UNSPOKEN LOYALTY TO YOU?

LIKE HELL! I'M WAY COOLER THAN YOU!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'S HWAKT THEY ALL SAY AT IFIRST!!!

DOn"TW ORORY

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAKT IT'S LIEK TO BE NUMBER 2!!!

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SCREW THAT! NUMBER TWO?! TWO?!

I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS, GENIUS.

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YOU CANK TRY!!!

I WON"T DISCOURAGE OU SINCE IT'S GOOD OT AOHVE AMBITIOSN!!!

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KLSDJ;KALDFSF

WHEN AND WHERE.

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OOOOOO ARE YOU THAT EKAGER TO SEE OYUR KING?!?!

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I'M FLATTERED!!!

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I'M EAGER TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOK OFF THE WOULD-BE KING'S FACE.

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YEAH YEAH HIDE IT ALL YOU WANT!!!

I' BLEIEVE YOU!!

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HAHAHAHA DON'T MISS YOUR CROWN TOO MUCH, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST ONE I CLAIMED.

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OOOOOOOOOH A KING KILELR?!

IN THAKT CASE UI SHOUL BE TURLY LFALTTERED YOU PELGED YOUR LYOALTY TO ME!!

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NOT GONNA PLEDGE LOYALTY TO A GUY THAT ISN'T EVEN GONNA STEP UP TO A CHALLENGE.

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YOU ALRLEALDY DID!!!

BIESIDES

I"LL TAKE YOUR SHITTYCHALELNGE!!