THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

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DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

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On second thought, I don't want to challenge you. It's wrong to beat up retarded people.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IKNEW I WAS TOO MCU HFOR YOU!!!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DON't WORORY YOUR SECRET IS SAFE IWHT ME!!!

ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR HIAR!!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

HAVE OYU CONSIDIERED DYING IT BLACK!??!

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YEAH BE PROUD YOU OVERWHELMED ME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

..I'D NEVER DO THAT! Tch. That'd be giving in to what everyone else wants and screw that.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

OVERWHLEMEOD YOU WITH M FUCKGIN AWESOME

OOOOH EVERONYL ELSE WANTS YOU TO LOOK LIEK THE KING?!

GREAT TASTE!!

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I TYPED STUPIDITY, GENIUS. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS.

BAD TASTE. EVERYONE'S HAIR IS BLACK.