THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

[substituting.livejournal.com]

It's amazing that the one that can't type right has the right idea.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THAT"S BEUACSE I'M A GENIUS!!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, a genius, huh?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THA"TSH WHAT I SAID

DON'T OFRGET!!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

Forget? Hahaha! How could I forget a genius that can't type?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WGAT HKTE HELL ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?

IC NA TPYE!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

I'M IMPLYING YOU SUCK AT TYPING. TAKE LESSONS.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WH OTHE HELL NEEDSL ESSONS?!

I DONt" WNAT OT SPEND MOREH TAN TWO SEOCNDS ON THIS SHIT!!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST SPENT MORE THAN TWO SECONDS FOR ALL OF THIS, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT IN A LITTLE EXTRA EFFORT!

I'm just sayin'. It's not convincing genius!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIEK IF I SOPEND FIVE MORE SEOCNDS ON EVERIYN SINGLE THIGN I WRITE HTEN I'L LBE ADIDNG FIVE SECNODS OT EVERY BIT OF COMMUNCIATION AND THEN FIVE SEONCDS EVNETUALLY TURNSI NTO FIVE MINUTES NAD FIVEM INUTES EVERHITNULLY TURNIS OINTO FIVE HALF HORUS THAT UTRN INTO FIVE HOURS AND THEN INTO FIVE DAYS NAIND INTO FIVE WIEEKS AND FIVE MONTHS AND FIVE YEAKRS AND FIVE DECADES!!!!!!!

I'M SAIVNG TIME!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THAT'S HTEH WAY OF THE GENIUS!!!

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A GENIUS WOULD KNOW HOW TO MANAGE HIS TIME BETTER TO HANDLE TYPING COHERENTLY!

That's absolutely not genius! Aren't you just covering for being lazy?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

 

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IF ICYRSE NOT!!

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Heh, all right, Genius. Whatever you say.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THA"TIS RIGHT

I'M YOUR KING!!

WHATI I SAY GOES!!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

WHAT!

HELL NO! I DON'T DO WHAT ANYBODY SAYS!

[behemothed]

meat?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

YAEHK AND WHEN I GEIT IT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!

[behemothed]

uh huh. That's gayer than how you usually sound.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WHAT HAKTHE HELL ARE OYU TALKKING ABOUT

[ex_aint86]

Minami Itsuki, you had better be gorram better at bringing me my sky than you are at writing letters, that's all I'm saying.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORORY, OLD MAN!!

I DEFINETLY WON'T LET YOU DOWN!!

[sharkish]

...Y-you want meat, Ikki-kun?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S WORNG WITH IT?!