THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DEAR SEC:RET SANTA;

PEALSE BUY ME A BASLEBALL BAT, A LOT OF MEAT, ADN A NEW MARITAIL ARTS OTUFIT I"M SIZE "GREAT MSUCLES AND GODLY PERFECTION"

ALSO PELALSE GIVE ME MONEY!!

THAKNS

- MINAMI ITSUKI KING OF ELVERYTHING ABND BETTER THAN EVEORNYE INCLUDIGG UDOU AKIRA AND ODING THIS RIGHT

Comments

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HAHAHAHA DON'T MISS YOUR CROWN TOO MUCH, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST ONE I CLAIMED.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOH A KING KILELR?!

IN THAKT CASE UI SHOUL BE TURLY LFALTTERED YOU PELGED YOUR LYOALTY TO ME!!

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NOT GONNA PLEDGE LOYALTY TO A GUY THAT ISN'T EVEN GONNA STEP UP TO A CHALLENGE.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

YOU ALRLEALDY DID!!!

BIESIDES

I"LL TAKE YOUR SHITTYCHALELNGE!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IF I" mFELELING GENEROUS I'LL LET YOU HTI ME AF EW TIMES!!!

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MAYBE IN YOUR OWN MESSED UP REALITY I DID BUT I'M TELLING YOU I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID.

GOOD. Don't wuss out on me, Genius!

HAH! I don't take any favors 'cause I don't NEED 'EM.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

I DOnT" KNWO YOU LOO KLIKE YOU"D DO SOMETHING PRETTY STUPID

WHASKT IND OF HAIRSTYLE IS THAT?!?!

NOT THE OCLORU THE COLOUR'S PRETTY COOL!!

BUT WHATK IND OF HAIR STYLE IS THAT?!??!

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I HAVE LIMITS TO MY STUPIDITY. THAT INCLUDES NOT BEING LOYAL TO THE TYPO KING.

THE HELL?! YOURS IS ALMOST THE SAME!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

NO IT"S NOT!!

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IT REALLY KIND OF IS.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

WIAT

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IT KIDN OF IS!!

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Genius.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

I GET IT!!

YOU TRIEIKD TO CHANKGE YOUR HAIR STLYOE JUST SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE YOUR KINGS!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

TRULY I'M FLATLTERED!!!!!

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY HAIR WAS ALREADY LIKE THIS BEFORE I TALKED TO YOU!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DOnT" BE SHY!!

I DON'T LOO DKWON ON YOU IT MSUT HAVE BEEN HARDL OOKING LIEK WHO YOU DID BEFORE!!!

THIS LOOK SI AN IMPROVEMENT ON YOU!!!!

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On second thought, I don't want to challenge you. It's wrong to beat up retarded people.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

IKNEW I WAS TOO MCU HFOR YOU!!!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

DON't WORORY YOUR SECRET IS SAFE IWHT ME!!!

ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR HIAR!!!

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

HAVE OYU CONSIDIERED DYING IT BLACK!??!

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YEAH BE PROUD YOU OVERWHELMED ME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

..I'D NEVER DO THAT! Tch. That'd be giving in to what everyone else wants and screw that.

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

OVERWHLEMEOD YOU WITH M FUCKGIN AWESOME

OOOOH EVERONYL ELSE WANTS YOU TO LOOK LIEK THE KING?!

GREAT TASTE!!

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I TYPED STUPIDITY, GENIUS. GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS.

BAD TASTE. EVERYONE'S HAIR IS BLACK.