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[bialyhoos]

WHERE IS THE THEATRE

ALSO HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN A SWEATY ACCOUNTANT CARRYING A BLUE BLANKET?  IT'S IMPORTANT.

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[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I'm actually quite tired too, it's been a very eventful day. They tried to quarantine my blue blanket! I have it back now, though. But I would quite like to come see your apartment, as long as I won't have to hide in the bathroom if any backers come by.

[bialyhoos]

NOT YOUR BLUE BLANKET! I'M GLAD YOU GOT IT BACK, LEO. GOD FORBID.

I TRIED TO GET THAT NICE "EUPHIE" GIRL TO BE A BACKER BUT NO DICE! THERE ARE NO BACKERS AND NO COPS AND NO ACCOUNTANTS EXCEPT YOU, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO LIKE IT HERE

BUT HOW WILL I MAKE MONEY? HOW, LEO, HOW

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

That's what I said! Though I said 'my' instead of 'your'. It was quite traumatic, but I think they decided they were probably better off just letting me have it. Are there really no policemen? That doesn't sound like the basis for a good society.


You could always get another job, Max.

[bialyhoos]

I meant no policemen interested in what we do and I'M SORRY, GET ANOTHER WHAT NOW

[bialyhoos]

MY JOB IS TO BE A PRODUCER AND TO BE A PRODUCER I NEED TO HAVE BACKERS AND THAT IS MY JOB AND I WILL DO IT BECAUSE I AM MAX BIALYSTOCK, KING OF BROADWAY

[bialyhoos]

ALSO I'M A LITTLE LAZY

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I see. Well, we'll find the money somehow. And the theatre. And the play. And the director. And the cast.

MAX WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

[bialyhoos]

LEO! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM OUR LIFE TOGETHER? IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE BUT THAT IS PART OF BEING A PRODUCER, AND NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE

WE CAN DO IT

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Max. There's no music, Max.

[bialyhoos]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

MAX I DON'T HEAR ANY MUSIC.

[bialyhoos]

TRY, LEO, TRY!!!!!!!!!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I'M TRYING!

[bialyhoos]

I FEEL EMPTY, LEO

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

And no-one here started dancing, either. WHAT'S GOING ON?

[bialyhoos]

I'M FRIGHTENED LEO HOLD ME

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I HAVE TO FIND YOU FIRST! DO THEY HAVE TAXIS IN THIS CRAZY MUSIC-FORSAKEN LAND?

[bialyhoos]

OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD, PISCES 409 COME FIND ME

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

[bialyhoos]

THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY AND I CAN'T, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MADNESS

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

IT'S TIME FOR A REPRISE. HOW CAN YOU CONVINCE ME IF WE DON'T REPRISE?

[bialyhoos]

I DON'T KNOW AND WHEN YOU INEVITABLY BETRAY ME HOW WILL I EXPRESS MY INNER ANGUISH? LEO, LEO, DEAR SWEET LEO, WE'RE FUCKED, LEO

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.

[bialyhoos]

WHERE IS THE BACK UP CHORUS AND DANCING NEO-NAZIS

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WHERE IS THE WITTY DUET AND CONGA-LINE OF COSTUMED MEN?