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[repent]

Geez, my life. One moment I'm getting my elegant on in 'Great bloody Britain' (you gotta imagine the toff accent) and the next thing they're telling me cheese ain't the only thing to come out of Switzerland, they also have huge freaking Domeworlds with Dystopia stamped all over them.

The fuck kind of place is this? And more to the point, fake sunlight - how the hell has it not been overrun by vamps already?

Still, free accommodation and internet. No cable but hey, two outta three ain't bad.

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[repent]

Hey, he's not entirely wrong, I'm all about the kink factor.

[magicbone]

oh my god, I give up.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

The lady and I were having a conversation and I really don't think she needs a noble defender considering I wasn't the one who introduced the skinning of me as a discussion point.

God you are such a fucking killjoy.

[magicbone]

yeah well, I may be a killjoy but you're a sleaze.

um, it's really too bad we're not back at home, because give it time and I bet I could find that spell.

[ex_wells219]

...Holy crap Jonathan.

[magicbone]

FIND IT, ANDREW, NOT DO IT OH MY GOD

[ex_wells219]

FOR WHAT, YOUR EVIL SKINNING SPELL COLLECTION? OH MY GOD.

[magicbone]

SKFHSKFJSKJ NO!!! HOLY CATS, IT WAS LIKE A JOKE, DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY EVER DO THAT SKFJSFS

[ex_wells219]

WELL UH I DON'T KNOW, DON'T EVER GO INTO STANDUP BECAUSE UM YOU SOUNDED PRETTY SERIOUS UP THERE.

[magicbone]

I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT OKAY AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON, OH MY GOD

[ex_wells219]

I know. But just, wow.

[magicbone]

sfksjlfsj I would explain but it all sounds like excuses. sorry.

[ex_wells219]

It's just that it's just maybe the sort of thing you uh, shouldn't joke about.

[magicbone]

yeah, um. I know. I should know better, it's just. um, I'll tell you about it sometime.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Big talk from a tiny little man.

[magicbone]

oh man I almost forgot I'm short! thank you.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I actually meant worthless.

[magicbone]

that too! I hate feeling good about myself, this is so cozy and familiar.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'll always be here for you man.

[magicbone]

lucky me.

[repent]

Yknow, I'm beginning to understand why you guys didn't really make it as the Big Bad.

[magicbone]

it's a good thing, okay.

[repent]

I'm getting that, yeah. Not that the bitterness and uh, blinding rage isn't entertaining! 'Cause really, it's this or watch my roomy feed some jailbait soup and cuddles.

[magicbone]

um. I'm glad we're not boring you?

[repent]

Know what? Me too! But seriously, you all need therapy, like, yesterday. It's fantastic.