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[bialyhoos]

BYE BYE BABYLON
(A NEW MUSICAL BY BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM)
OPEN CASTING CALL

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ACTORS, SINGERS, DANCERS, PHILOSOPHERS, NEWSPAPER WRITERS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MUSICIANS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, EX-CONS, EX-PATS, EX-EXES, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RUGGED MEN, PIRATES, GRIM REAPERS, SOCIAL REJECTS, VAMPIRES, MAFIA DONS, ATHLETES, ASS-KICKERS, GYMNASTS, KARATE GURUS, MILK MAIDS, LOVERS, FIGHTERS, DREAMERS, BASKET WEAVERS, MAGICIANS, ASTRONAUTS, NINJAS, ANYONE WITH WORKING LEGS, AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT WORKING LEGS, WE HONESTLY AREN'T THAT PICKY.

NO TALENT REQUIRED. No, really, none. Don't ask! IT'LL BE GREAT! WE CAN DO IT! TAURUS 302, COME AS YOU ARE, WE'LL MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD DO.



ADDENDUM: THERE'S ALWAYS A ROLE FOR THE PRODUCER'S GIRLFRIEND. AND BACKERS. LOTS OF BACKERS. YOU TOO CAN OWN A PORTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON!

Comments

[postits]

Not for you.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Well, we always have non-singing non-dancing non-effort extra parts if you change your mind!

[postits]

Tempting.