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[bialyhoos]

BYE BYE BABYLON
(A NEW MUSICAL BY BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM)
OPEN CASTING CALL

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ACTORS, SINGERS, DANCERS, PHILOSOPHERS, NEWSPAPER WRITERS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MUSICIANS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, EX-CONS, EX-PATS, EX-EXES, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RUGGED MEN, PIRATES, GRIM REAPERS, SOCIAL REJECTS, VAMPIRES, MAFIA DONS, ATHLETES, ASS-KICKERS, GYMNASTS, KARATE GURUS, MILK MAIDS, LOVERS, FIGHTERS, DREAMERS, BASKET WEAVERS, MAGICIANS, ASTRONAUTS, NINJAS, ANYONE WITH WORKING LEGS, AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT WORKING LEGS, WE HONESTLY AREN'T THAT PICKY.

NO TALENT REQUIRED. No, really, none. Don't ask! IT'LL BE GREAT! WE CAN DO IT! TAURUS 302, COME AS YOU ARE, WE'LL MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD DO.



ADDENDUM: THERE'S ALWAYS A ROLE FOR THE PRODUCER'S GIRLFRIEND. AND BACKERS. LOTS OF BACKERS. YOU TOO CAN OWN A PORTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON!

Comments

[postits]

No.

[bialyhoos]

WHY NOT

[bialyhoos]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BASS VOICE

[postits]

Tenor. And no.

[playpenelope.livejournal.com]

I think I'll come by!

[bialyhoos]

EXCELLENT! LEO AND I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

We do indeed, Miss ...?

[playpenelope.livejournal.com]

Oh! Sorry, my name is Penny!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Can you dance?

[postits]

Not for you.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Just let me know if you're putting on Penzance.

[bialyhoos]

YES YES BUT IN THE MEANTIME...

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Well, we always have non-singing non-dancing non-effort extra parts if you change your mind!

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but no thanks.

[bialyhoos]

YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE, WE COULD MAKE YOU A STAR

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Don't you want to realise your dream of being on the stage?

[bialyhoos]

DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME A BUTTERFLY?

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, no.

[bialyhoos]

IT'S A METAPHOR

[bialyhoos]

THINK OF IT THIS WAY: YOU ARE IN A COCOON RIGHT NOW

[bialyhoos]

BUT ONCE THAT SPOTLIGHT HITS YOU AND YOU'RE BELTING OUT A SWEET MELODY WITH A MAIDEN ON EACH ARM, YOU'LL BURST FREE OF THAT COCOON, SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLAP YOUR WAY TO GLORY!

[postits]

Tempting.

[heartskira.livejournal.com]

Aaa, I've been looking for an acting project. What's the genre~?

[bialyhoos]

IT'S A TRAGI-COMIC ROMANCE WITH A HINT OF MELODRAMA AND POST-MODERN EXISTENTIALISM

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

What kind of role would I be looking at here? You said you needed pirates?