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[bialyhoos]

BYE BYE BABYLON
(A NEW MUSICAL BY BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM)
OPEN CASTING CALL

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ACTORS, SINGERS, DANCERS, PHILOSOPHERS, NEWSPAPER WRITERS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MUSICIANS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, EX-CONS, EX-PATS, EX-EXES, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RUGGED MEN, PIRATES, GRIM REAPERS, SOCIAL REJECTS, VAMPIRES, MAFIA DONS, ATHLETES, ASS-KICKERS, GYMNASTS, KARATE GURUS, MILK MAIDS, LOVERS, FIGHTERS, DREAMERS, BASKET WEAVERS, MAGICIANS, ASTRONAUTS, NINJAS, ANYONE WITH WORKING LEGS, AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT WORKING LEGS, WE HONESTLY AREN'T THAT PICKY.

NO TALENT REQUIRED. No, really, none. Don't ask! IT'LL BE GREAT! WE CAN DO IT! TAURUS 302, COME AS YOU ARE, WE'LL MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD DO.



ADDENDUM: THERE'S ALWAYS A ROLE FOR THE PRODUCER'S GIRLFRIEND. AND BACKERS. LOTS OF BACKERS. YOU TOO CAN OWN A PORTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON!

Comments

[bialyhoos]

DON'T YOU WANT TO BECOME A BUTTERFLY?

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, no.

[bialyhoos]

IT'S A METAPHOR

[bialyhoos]

THINK OF IT THIS WAY: YOU ARE IN A COCOON RIGHT NOW

[bialyhoos]

BUT ONCE THAT SPOTLIGHT HITS YOU AND YOU'RE BELTING OUT A SWEET MELODY WITH A MAIDEN ON EACH ARM, YOU'LL BURST FREE OF THAT COCOON, SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLAP YOUR WAY TO GLORY!

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

What kind of role would I be looking at here? You said you needed pirates?

[bialyhoos]

WE NEED ANYONE AND EVERYONE

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

But especially pirates!

[bialyhoos]

AND RUGGED MEN, YOU LOOK RUGGED

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Thankyou, but I honestly must decline. However I must ask; what is a backer?

[bialyhoos]

LEO CAN EXPLAIN, HE'S THE ACCOUNTANT

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Basically if you choose to assist us in producing the musical by providing a portion of the funds needed to make it, you'll be considered owning a percentage of Bye Bye Babylon - which of course means we would pay you a percentage of whatever profits we make. Assuming it's a success, which of course it would be; after all, we're Bialystock and Bloom!

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand entirely yet, but I'm sure after some googling I will. It sounds like something I would be interested in.

[bialyhoos]

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

It's quite easy to understand. Google away, my friend! Google musicals, google backers, google production, google BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Wait, er, don't google Bialystock and Bloom.

[bialyhoos]

YES LEO YES IT WILL BE A GREAT SUCCESS

[ Filter : Max Bialystock ]

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Max! Is it entirely moral to ask this man for money? I'm not sure he understands the business of production at all!

[ Filter : Leo Bloom ]

[bialyhoos]

STOP HAVING A CONSCIENCE, LEO

[ Filter : Max Bialystock ]

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can help it, Max!

[ Filter : Leo Bloom ]

[bialyhoos]

Leo Leo Leo, dear sweet Leo, it'll be fine. THIS IS NOTHING.

[ Filter : Max Bialystock ]

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

But Max, he's a pirate! Are you sure we aren't getting in too deep?

[ Filter : Leo Bloom ]

[bialyhoos]

NAZIS > PIRATES

He hasn't come after us with a gun yet! SILVER LINING, LEO

[ Filter : Max Bialystock ]

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

YET!!!!

[ Filter : Leo Bloom ]

[bialyhoos]

WILL YOU QUIT IT, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE