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[bialyhoos]

BYE BYE BABYLON
(A NEW MUSICAL BY BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM)
OPEN CASTING CALL

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ACTORS, SINGERS, DANCERS, PHILOSOPHERS, NEWSPAPER WRITERS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MUSICIANS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, EX-CONS, EX-PATS, EX-EXES, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RUGGED MEN, PIRATES, GRIM REAPERS, SOCIAL REJECTS, VAMPIRES, MAFIA DONS, ATHLETES, ASS-KICKERS, GYMNASTS, KARATE GURUS, MILK MAIDS, LOVERS, FIGHTERS, DREAMERS, BASKET WEAVERS, MAGICIANS, ASTRONAUTS, NINJAS, ANYONE WITH WORKING LEGS, AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT WORKING LEGS, WE HONESTLY AREN'T THAT PICKY.

NO TALENT REQUIRED. No, really, none. Don't ask! IT'LL BE GREAT! WE CAN DO IT! TAURUS 302, COME AS YOU ARE, WE'LL MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD DO.



ADDENDUM: THERE'S ALWAYS A ROLE FOR THE PRODUCER'S GIRLFRIEND. AND BACKERS. LOTS OF BACKERS. YOU TOO CAN OWN A PORTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON!

Comments

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

Aren't you worried such an all-inclusive musical will fail?

ARE YOU FROM THE IRS

[bialyhoos]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO

♪~♫

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

Doesn't something like that focus on, essentially, everything -- and, consequently, nothing?

[bialyhoos]

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF MAX BIALYSTOCK AND LEO BLOOM! I USED TO BE THE KING OF BROADWAY, KID! ALL OF OUR PLAYS ARE HUGE SUCCESSES

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

Ah, it's true. ♫ I haven't heard of either of you. ♪ I was just thinking "everything" might lead to a target audience of "everyone", which is too broad unless it's a kid's movie.

Are the responses you've gotten here the only help you have?

[bialyhoos]

I SEE YOU TYPE MUSICAL NOTES, ARE YOU A MUSICIAN? WE CAN USE MUSICIANS TOO

THAT INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

A musical isn't really my thing.

You've got five people, including yourself, who'll be there for sure, right?

[bialyhoos]

WHAT

[bialyhoos]

A MUSICAL IS EVERYONE'S THING

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

So, you're deliberately dodging all questions.

[bialyhoos]

FORWARD ALL QUESTIONS TO MY ACCOUNTANT, LEO BLOOM

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Questions should be typed and sent via mail to Max Bialystock c/o Leo Bloom c/o our as yet undiscovered secretary, whsoe address I will notify you of forthwith!

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

I get it. Basically, there's no one.

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

I won't perform, but whatever the count, I'll help as a stagehand. ♪

[bialyhoos]

EXCELLENT

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Are you quitesure you won't perform? I'm sure a talent such as yourself would blow audiences away!

[canon-a-minor.livejournal.com]

You're quite certain? You haven't heard me perform. ♫

Thanks for the interest, but no thanks. ♪ My answer's the same, all the same.

Background support is important, too, isn't it?